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A = Arse B = Bagpiping/Bukake C = Cunnilingus D = Donkeypunch E = Ear F = *****ing G = Gooching H = Handjob I = J = K = L = M = Monkeyface N = O = P = Q = R = Reacharound S = Spiderman T = Tower Bridge/Tromboning U = V = W = Watersports X = Y = Z =

I got a free Cambodian Child with my phone.

Im sold. Stu, he cant be crouchie, he has a missus.

Well done SI for ruining a once good game, i played the demo for 10 minutes and it crashed on the pointless 3d screen rubbish. I wont be buying it.

I would prefer the truth.

I want my fiver back and a full apology from baj.

If you like, He seems to perfect IMO, i know McCain isnt the better option, but i think that he will just turn into a warmonger (like Bush) and has just decieved the world because of the fact he is making History. he just said "To those who would tear the world down - we will defeat you." Warmonger!

What i paid a fiver to stop adverts! ffs.

I honestly think that Obama is worse for the world than anyone else.

crossiants? We are not french!

I dunno, alot. Im off work today, so its not all bad!

I have photo's but im not putting them on facebook or anything as that would be sad.

It was really good, cold, took them about 2 and half hours to erect, its so much bigger than i imagined, if you care its the one by the Services (rownhams) they erected last night. It was strange driving the wrong way up the motorway and being stood on it and stuff.

He will declare war on Iran, and then will be shot within 2 years.

Did they vote for him because of his policies or other reasons?

No, but he will destroy us all.

am i the only one who thinks he isnt as great as he makes out to be?

Goodbye world.

Nope.

There is already a 2 hour buffer zone for things to go wrong anyway. They would be killed if it ran over.

5am, that is what is advertised.

Ho ho ho, im on drugs.

This isnt a slag of CF amazing music thread. next one "well im blowing smoke out of your window, and you're slippin' back into your dress, you know you were always such a lady, i've always been impressed, but gentlemen they dont ask questions, just keep quiet, pay attention, gentlemen, they dont ask questions...we could pay attention..."

Its 16gb ipod touch, so i would imangine you would, its quite good. "When I just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me But then I got a little bit older and I realized, she was the crazy one But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it cause that's just the way she was"

Next one. "Your eyes were covered in sunglasses When they first met mine I sat there and stared at you You didn't seem to mind The awkward ways we meet First comes heavy breathing Staring at the ceiling "