CabbageFace

Gimp

Is your surname "der on weekends, only after the sabbath"

Sit on my face, that will do it actually.

Tis impossible, only one person has nearly reached these dizzy heights and that was St Marco (bar you), he was Flidman for a week or so due to his rubbish computer rant. No one is quite unique as me and as mongflidish.

That was copied from Wiki under "train"

1)Mong 2)Mongy 3)Mongish 4)Mongage 5)Mongchester United 6)Pancake 7)Mongerel 8)Mong Features 9)Mong Life 10)Mongchops 11)Maryln Mongson 12)Mongloid

First, 1) Flid 2)Flidoid 3)Flidage 4)Flidfeatures 5)FlidFace 6)F00kingFlid 7)Smelly Flid 8)Fl1dd@!!!111One1!!! 9)Flidel Castro 10)Flidip Schoflid 11)Flidman 12)Jillsaint

You are on the first level of mong-dom, there are 12 until you reach flid, then there are 12 levels of flid then you go to Cabbageface. St Landrew is up too the 10th with Mongchops after him thinking a car wasnt a train. You are someway off, but carry on with your useless, pointless life stories on here and you will reach the mecca called "cabbageface" Suck my oval squid.

StLandrew should have a Trainmong for a avatar. Trumpets

You are far past a mong, you are a flid.

Just eat some Silica Gel, stop trying to be funny. Mong.

1000mph train.

A train.

Eat some you mong.

Same ship different bay.

trumpets

I dont get this joke at all.

SPURS JOKES OF THE WEEK "London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the Tottenham area." (Derek Elmore, England). "David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent." (Michael Kleopa, UK). "You can buy 'Spurs, The Glory Years' from most shops, priced £200. That's £5 for the tape and £195 for the Betamax player." (Gary, UK). "What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Spurs win? Some people actually believe Father Christmas exists." (Sam Phipps, England). "Darren Bent is ill, so Juande Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says Wenger."

Emo's are ****s.

Was jillyane on her period?

I have won, its a train. In your face Richard Hammond.

Jill, You have a smelly part Love C_F xxx

Yet more propaganda, is that the train they are using then?

Is cat flap code for your stench trench?

Just kill the worthless flea bags.