CabbageFace

You lot really want to stop taking things so seriously.

Who is IBS?

No, it felt good, you seemed to enjoy it, you mongloid.

I will fist you. I am pregnant.

Two weeks ago. Im a stud of the highest order.

Waste of taxpayers money, you mongloid.

"Keep reversing David, Keep going, keep going, oh you missed"

I shall and i will, women are scum and deserve nothing better than poor sex and a bad time from me, i have learnt this in the last 4 years, treating a women with respect gets you no-where. Im off to join those crazee lads from borat in there RV. Love you all xxx

Obviously is, i got laid, and she is still interested. Treat them like they deserve to be treated like sh1t.

Dont ask me mate, she got ****ed off because i ****ged some bird the other day. I dont care, im still single until she suggest otherwise (sits on my face and wee's) Mental hey?!?!

FIGGGHHHHHHHHTTT, yes.

She must have excellent vision and smell.

I love scu too, but he is ugly.

Do you? I dont think i ever had any dignity to start with. No Dignity no doubt, hey dre drop the verse, SHORTY GET DOWN GOOD LORD.

You are ugly, this will not happen.

I hope so, he is hung like a moose.

You are ugly, this will not happen.

I was gutted, really looking forward to that holiday in Turkey.

You wont get married you are ugly.

I would rather have my brother as a best man than a mate. FACT.

In a strange turn of events it turns out the bloke i ***** slapped, is my mates, brothers, best mate. Tee hee.

Tonight - Plan my brothers stag do, im best man w00t. Saturday - Introduce the brid im trying to get with to my parents (her idea! lol), Going out for a meal for a mods birthday, xoxo Sunday - Car Boot Sale, Sleep

I really do find women so so so thick, they are moron's. They are thick enough to sleep with me, this therefore verifies my point.

Neither, they are women, women = pointless, thick, ***ts. Just stay single and have sexy time with hookers.

1) Done 2) Drunk my vomit already, what a fun night that wasnt, ended up in hospital from drinking to much booze and my own vomit. 3) 1p