Bearsy

just being helpful bear!

Ok tks. I will vote for him in next election.

Which of the politicians is the ones meeting the socialist ideal, Barry? Srsly, I'm interested.

There seems to be a number of inaccuracies in that article. The bit where she's 28, for example.

Armitage Shanks talking toilet again Personally i hope this one is true, I won't really think we're prem till one of our players rapes someone

One of Cortese's finest negotiating moments! At the face-to-face meeting, QPR's negotiator offered £8m - "no less". Cortese unclipped his watch, set it on the table, and said: You've got ten minutes to agree to £15m plus £3m add-ons or the deal is off. QPR caved. Edit: They also took his watch.

hahaha there is some truth in that! On the customer side the slot says "Charity" but on our side it says "Tips"

Good line of questioning! Pap, when you're going through McDonald's Drive-Thru and you get your change and if it's less than 50p, do you put it in ur pocket or do you drop it in the charity slot?

They was only offering £1m tho. He'd of done it for £100m.

tks!

I would deffo do this job! I wouldn't be a v.good one tho, I would be all sympathetic + letting them off with a warning. I'd probably drop them a £20 so they could get new tracksuit trousers.

Interesting! What sort of jobs do you turn down for ethical considerations? I feel like I would do anything that was legal if they was giving me enough dollar

You don't really expect him to look after everyone though do you b-man? I mean, it seems a lot to put on one man! First he's got to take care of me and tokyos and spudgun. Then obv if there is any left over he might need to drop a few sheckels on his kids and parents etc. You can see how it soon mounts up.

he fuckin better do! I've based my whole fiscal strategy on one day getting a lottery payout from pap!

I know right! I am amazed they let him compete! I've seen spiders with more developed calf muscles!

sandal wearing goes all the way back to biblical times

Edit - i don't know if he is actual in final, i couldn't watch with sound cos I'm work!

Yes, but Sam Gale is in final! If Sam Gale is hardest man in Southampton, then, you know Southampton is even more wet than I thought. I could snap Sam Gale like twiglet! #Bearsy #Hardman

Man, if Sam Gale wins we're gonna be laughing stock! When he fights, he has boner!

yeah i dunno. I was instinctive on the side of the immigrants cos they seem like the victims & i think it seems bad manners to send them away when they really love it here so much. But then on the other hand i imagined if i went home & found there was 10 or so immigrants hanging about my gaff doing each others nails or whatever. I reckon it would be ok at first, i could learn about their cultures & knob their daughters but pretty soon i would get tired of queueing for bathroom

srsly? I put that on my do not watch list when i saw it was women trying to be funny. Women is not funny! I mean they are sometimes, if they're trying to carry television up flight of stairs for example, but not when they're in movie trying to tell jokes.

i've not seen that new alan partridge movie, but i like the title. It strikes me as clever. Alpha Papa would be a good name for movie in any instance, it sounds a bit gangsta and means like top dog, but in a slightly comical, twee way. Then you realise they're phonetic alphabet words which is kind of appropriate cos he is radio. Then, slightly belatedly if ur dumbass like me you think, oh, is his initials.

when suarez is sold they can put negro back on the ban list

oh what just cos he's one of the world's greatest singers he's not allowed to be a top professional footballer also? You guys is so prejudice!

sorry tokyos