Bearsy

Quit that yo muthafucka!

No I don't think it was recent! It was from old days when there was more than two parties.

I read a quote bout this the other day, i think it was Churchill or something. I prob read it on here, it went: "If ur not liberal at age 25 you've got no heart, if ur not conservative at age 35 you've got no brain" Or something like that!

Good post barry. +1 reputations point!

Dunno Alps, I'd be v.surprised if all 3 ultimately decide to stick around earning less money at their current clubs. They'd be v.unusual footballers if that was the case! I'm predicting deadline deals if they don't get better offer from big club.

nah just taking advantage while all the mods is on holiday. Don't worry, I'll be ban soon enough!

do you need that second g in ur username, teenagegsaint? Would u like me to get it removed?

I'm not saying anything tokyos #learntlesson

i imagine he was going for specious #dictionarybear

I'm being respect! RIP Johnson Wilko, kick me 3 points in heaven

The rugby player? RIP

I used to work in Waitrose car park. I was in charge of making barrier go up & down, but it wasn't very demanding job so I had time on my hands. These are researches I done, they are not sexist cos they're proven FACTS that I calculated from my observations: 1) Woman driver is 38% less likely to attempt reverse into parking space than man driver. 2) When woman driver does reverse into parking space it takes, on average, 43 seconds longer. She is also 84% more likely to have to pull forward & try again to straighten up.

you guise

Who is that in ur avatar scotty?

sigh, i remember back in the day like 3000 posts ago me and tokyos had done exactly same number of posts. That was why we was BFFF! Now look at him with his 7104 posts to my 5002! I mean, I spose a lot of them is just weasel posts when he's trying to get people ban and stealing my jokes, but still, makes you think. Makes you think tokyos needs to stop his relentless trolling of serious scouting report threads yo!

oh that was my 5000 post ffs! I was saving that to mug tokyos off bigstyle! Happy birthday me!

i dunno what you mean exactly, but it give me boner

Poor bearsy, no matter how hard he tries to do serious football thread they always end up with Lenny Henry wanking and Cat Deeley's flaps.

Cat Deeley is another baggie, apparently, and i don't just mean her flaps* *soz

Well moderated spudders! Did u know Lenny Henry personally jacks off in every Premier Inn bed? That's why they're so cheap. #triviabear

Are we seriously not allowed to call the mods c***s anymore? No wonder the good posters don't post here anymore. And you can see why.

tks spudders! In yo face tokyos! Ponch needs all the help he can get so i will try + do more scouts as season is progress. I think next up will be Sunderland? I feel guilty about that cos they are open goal! I could mug Sunderland off in my sleep!

tks guise! I tried really hard with that to make it professional like a scout report Tord Grip would do. Check the good spellings! #dictionarybear

Hi gays! I know I'm not sposed to start threads on main board but I'm gonna try and do some serious scouting articles this season! This one is about West Brom. I know it is bit early but i want to give Ponch maximum time to take advantage of these tactical details! Bearsy's Scouting Report: West Bromwich Albion See the bird? He's telling Chiles to STFU The Manager Nowhere are the ravages of Premier League management more perfectly illustrated than the mashed potato face of West Brom manager, Steve Clarke. Once a virile and handsome man, within 15 minutes of assuming responsibility for the conduct of Peter Odemwingie he became a hairless and slack-jowled gargoyle. I don't know if you've ever trodden in chewing gum, but on upturning a shoe the common reaction is, “Oh hi, Steve Clarke, you're looking unusually well today. I like what you've done with your hair.” Of all managerial opponents he will face this season, it is Pochettino that Steve Clarke fears most. Him and Michael Laudrup. The counterpoint of our leader's thick hair and baby-faced handsomeness came as a vicious surprise to Steve Clarke at St. Mary's last season, expecting as he was nothing more embarrassing than the bespectacled nerdiness of Nigel Adkins. West Brom may have won the match, but when Steve Clarke closes his eyes it is not Fortune's goal that he sees, it is the cherubic visage of Mauricio Pochettino. It mocks him. It is a reminder of what he has lost. Style of Play A change of tactics is required this season. The traditional hoof up to Lukaku is unlikely to prove effective, unless Clarke can find someone capable of hoofing the ball 127 miles to Stamford Bridge. Peter Odemwingie offered to take it down there personally but you know, that's not very practical. If West Brom were a TV show they'd be Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness. If they were a movie they'd be anything with Sarah Jessica Parker. What I'm trying to say is that while no-one actually admits to liking them, someone must do or they wouldn't exist. One to watch NICHOLAS ANELKA One of the down sides of being an acquisitive football mercenary is that you can end up plying your trade in some of the world's biggest shit-holes. Check Anelka's body language in this photo, holding the team shirt with pinched fingers and an incredulous manner, like he's waiting for the punch line. “You want me to wear this? Srsly?” Here is a man that has climbed from a chauffeured Lexus to be faced by the slums of Sandwell. Possibly he has just experienced conversation with a Yam-yam. You wonder at the teams he turned down as less preferable than moving to West Brom. Gaza Strip Rovers? I shouldn't be at all surprised. This is Anelka's wife. She has got what is known in the plastic surgery game as “Mick McCarthy Nose”. It points resolutely to the east. Nicholas Anelka, a devout Muslim, uses this appendage to correctly orient his prayer mat during morning supplications. Famous Fans If there's one man who can empathise with Steve Clarke's plight of looking like a turd, it's Adrian Chiles. He came to national prominence by being the bookend next to which even Christine Bleakley looks attractive. It must of comes as a nasty surprise to Frank Lampard when he finally got her on her own. Chiles has subsequently tried to provide a similar service for pug-uglies such as Andy Townsend and Gareth Southgate, but a man can only do so much. "I am but human," complained Chiles, "No matter how dumb my analysis, Townsend always lowers the stakes." Things people say about WBA