Bearsy

Hi, my name is Brian and my bitch is mental. *hi brian* Nah, I ain't got it so bad to be honest. I ain't been seeing her all that long, and she don't even live here officially, tho she's started putting her dumb clothes in MY wardrobe Even the stuff people normally moan about don't bother me that much. If she is irritable & we have argument she just fucks off home. If she is not wanting to bone i just have wank. If she is being lazy bitch and leaving dirty plates in sink, well then yeah that pisses me off. One thing that is annoying is she ain't on pill like a normal bird where you can skip a month by upping her dosage, this bitch is got The Coil. I am terrified of The Coil! I'm terrified that one day I'll go too deep and The Coil will snag on my urethra like a fish hook, or I'll accidentally trigger the release and it'll sever my knob like guillotene. One thing though, is that if men had periods we would organise them better by calender so they is always on same day of month. Bitches don't do that. That's why you never see it coming. They do it on lunar cycle, like werewolf.

i dunno, I didn't see them mention bout gay crabs. I dunno who he is either. but i don't reckon he's a brand new poster. It usually takes a genuine new poster at least a couple of weeks to find out that everyone here is helmets, they don't usually start off their career by relentlessly mugging everyone off.

I dunno the exact logistics but you can read about it here http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/79581/king-kenny-and-the_dune/#43 We're also wiltshire & plastic saint (who is plastic saint?)

i had my own thread yo! This is when u know you have really made it! http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/50545/bearsy-on-tsw/#7

You was also deppo. We're both deppo. What deppo likes to do, according to ugly, is sign up two accounts and sit around in lounge talking to himself. I think it was dune that said that. Turkish said you weren't deppo tho, he knows for fact cos he's been stalking you on twitter.

i just done that search, turns out ugly is basically a saintsweb fan site. It's the place to go if you want to discuss bout things that is happening on saintsweb. On the other hand found out I'm deppo apparently. Came as a surprise, cos I'm pretty sure I ain't!

tokyos please do not put hijack + airfrance in same post cos it increases monitoring of muppet shows, and i don't want tony blair finding out bout the money my boss spent buying me prostitutes in birmingham brothels. I didn't declare it as taxable benefit.

I know right! 4 years ago you could buy the whole club for £13m!

thanks for the clarification

i watch a lot of the Lingerie Football League. In some ways it is not the best standard, i.e. there is lot of handball + fouling. In other ways it is best standard.

I thought that was the genius of Brett from Camden. If you could be anyone, absolutely anyone in the whole world, who would choose to be Brett from Camden? It was so implausible i totally thought it must be true.

No, like this: Do you think they come above us this season, yes?

World's shittest batman! BATMAN: Don't fear people, Batman is here to save the day! EVERYONE: *sigh* Wayne, we all know it's you.

srsly? Do you think i should do edit? Is anyone offence? I will change it to just say RIP pilgrims if there is offence.

I'm very sensitive bear! I feel better now you have explained that you do love tim + tim loves you. Also batman, i was worried you didn't love batman + batman didn't love you. I'm all about the love!

yeah i just read bout this. I'm driving at the mo so can't say much but i think it is disgrace

guise... i don't want to be all moderation bear but ur only allowed to mug each other off in muppet shows if ur mates + just doing joshing. Some of the posts on this thread is sounding a bit main board. Edit: Particularly the ones calling me price pikey

End of the season! No offence but ur judgement ain't much use to me if I ain't getting it till then!

Left to right: lydia - kitty - elizabeth - jane - mary Edit: I mean who is them birds? That movie looks well gay!

price pikey is one of the most offensive things u can call someone, imo

what is really weird is it made perfect sense to me! She's wrong about guly tho.

yeah check his tax disc

It's amazing the number of people who claim to have been there when Forren didn't play. Must of broke stadium record that day.

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What is the massive flaw?