Bearsy

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REAL WIFE STORIES: Suck For My Silence STARRING: Jenni Lee About our star: I like Jenni Lee, she seems nice. She doesn't seem like someone born to star in pornos. While she is definitely hot, she is hot in a classical, small-breasted kind of way. She has a pretty face and does not even seem to be particularly dumb. If she hadn't been molested as a child she might have become a secretary at a high-price law firm, sucking off the partners during lunch break, or work the counter in Selfridges or something classy like that. She has a tattoo of a sun-God above her snatch, and when you look closely her face shows signs of spunkne (conjunctive term for acne resulting from jizzface) but other than that, seems largely unspoiled by her life of grime. Fun googles fact: Jenni Lee discovered at a young age that she was born with absolute zero gag reflex. None. Nada! No matter what Jenni Lee shoves down her throat, and she's had a lot of stuff down there, she never suffers from involuntary regurgitation. It is unclear if this is the next step in human evolution, or just a lucky coincidence. About our co-stars: Some dudes. Synopsis: We find Jenni Lee in the kitchen, messing with some vegetables. She's not shoving cucumbers up her snatch, she's chopping peppers and roughing up lettuces. She's making a salad. A guy approaches her from behind, opens her dressing gown and starts feeling on her body. It seems they are acquainted. If she's the Real Wife I imagine this guy is the Real Husband. He enquires about what time is my food is gonna be ready woman and mentions that he's invited a mate of his, Kieran, over for dinner. She doesn't seem pleased about this. We're detecting that she ain't too fond of this Kieran character. But what she gonna do? The husband is rich, judging by the house, she's got to keep him on side. "Good girl," he says patronisingly, slaps her arse and exits stage right. Bitch immediately gets on her phone and calls this Kieran character. He's a smug fuck. They do a cut-away to his office and he swings around in his executive chair and sneers at the camera like he's Blofeld or something. Jenni Lee is suspicious of this guy. She feels he's up to something. It's probably because he has an English accent and she's watched too many movies. We're not all Alan Rickman. Turns out she has more legitimate reasons. Kieran saw Jenni at a restaurant the previous night, where she was having dinner with an "old friend". Translation, Jenni Lee has been caught doing the dirty on her sap husband and is quite naturally concerned that Kieran's sudden predilection for coming round for dinner is in order to cause trouble. He denies this, of course, and the call ends quite amicably. What Jenni Lee does not know, is that when she hangs up Kieran looks sneeringly at the phone and says, "You cheating cunt!" Good situation! Feel the drama! We are 1m26s in. This porno is 32m39s long. We may be in for a long review people! Next thing, Jenni Lee re-appears in a sexy pink mini-dress, dolled up for dinner. We get to watch her walk down the stairs so we can try and look up her skirt. It seems that she has forgotten to put on her undercrackers. Probably due to the stress of Kieran's devious intentions. There is a knock on the door. "That must be Kieran," observes the sap husband. "I'll let him in!" says Jenni anxiously, and we watch her arse sashay to the door. It's a nice arse. I prefer Jenni Lee's arse to a lot of girl's face. Kieran thinks so too, first thing he does is cop a hold of it and she squirms awkwardly until the sap husband breaks up the party. He doesn't suspect anything. He doesn't know that his wife is a cheating cunt. They all sit down for dinner. This is the situation: The guy on the left is the sap husband, the guy on the right is Kieran. Kieran immediately begins chatting about this new restaurant he went to last night, "Have you ever been there, Jenni?" he asks innocently. "No Kieran, I have not." Lying cunt! Kieran takes advantage of the break in conversation to reach a sneaky hand under the table, run it up Jenni Lee's leg and starts playing hunt the thimble in her vag. Her face is a picture! She bolts from her chair and excuses herself to the kitchen to check on dessert. Kieran says he needs the toilet, and follows her. Sap husband continues stuffing his face. Greedy hog. We're back in the kitchen. Jenni Lee is again approached from behind, this happens a lot to her but on this occassion, it's Kieran. He grabs a hold of her, she struggles but he is too strong. "If I'd of known what a cheating cunt you were," he says, "I'd of done this a lot, lot sooner." He forces her down on her knees and inserts his knob in her mouth. She actually sucks it quite accommodatingly, only breaking off now and again to answer her husband's calls from the next room, as he's finished his main course and is now wondering about his pudding. Jenni Lee is not bothered, she's already got a proper mouthful. She drops a piece of cake off with the sap husband, and then they take the party upstairs. They spend the next 26 minutes fucking. One assumes the husband is a slow eater. Also deaf. There is a fair old racket going on what with Kieran shouting "Am I better than your husband?" the whole time, and Jenni telling him to shut up with one breath and then squeeling like a stuck pig the next. It ends with a flourish, and Kieran paints a giant snowflake across her face. "I fucking hate you," she says, but it doesn't stop her wiping spunk from her cheek, and putting it in her mouth. SUMMARY: Bearsy's Rating: I give it 3 bones out of 5! I enjoyed the storyline and thought Jenni Lee did a terrific job with her role. I also admired the cinematography. On the other hand, no anal. Duration: 32:39 Where can I watch this filth: You can find it on redtube forwardslash 437058

Hi Gays! Tokyos was saying the other day that he had never seen a porno. I mean, obviously he's seen pornos but he's never seen one the whole way through. I don't suppose anyone has. What Tokyos does is watch the first few seconds, then he fast forwards to when the one guy is licking on the other guy's bumhole cos this is the bit tokyos likes. So anyway, I just watched a porno. The whole way through yo! I'm gonna write a review now. Invisimod, you have like 10 mins or whatever to issue a cease or desist order or I'm posting this filth in muppet shows! Bearsy PS - I want other people to do reviews too! Tokyos can review his gay porn. Spudders can cover pigeon porn subsection. Dubai Phil can do golf porn with Lee Westwood, or whatever. Post in here pls!

i will swap ur iphones 5 for my iphones 4. My iphones 4 comes pre-loaded with pictures i have taken of boobs+vag. Also my dick. Also with iphones 4 u get my football manager savegame where Southampton is european champions + play in 60'000 seat Cortesedome Superbowl. This is the result of more than 100+ hours of gameplay, mostly on toilet. ONO.

They broke up chief. He was dogging round d-pana & helen found out through sext messages + current bun kiss & tell. So ends the great romance of our times.

Tell the truth Spudders, you was fingering a pigeon & it flew off, wasn't you Spudders. You sick fuck.

tokyos what is the word in play here pls? Is it "boner"?

lols what the fuck is it about tho tokyos? You lived there, this is presumably quite common over there?

This one is when tokyos... wait, no, i don't know what this is

cheers euros, but in actual fact i was merely mimicking turkish's trademark sloppy speech patterns... I did also see i done a bad speeling tho! Did anyone see my bad speeling!

Here is tokyos on arrival in japan at young age. He was on a quest yo, and i am pleased to say he had great success!

what is that? It looks like ur getting bummed by a large rat?

is this really the sort of stuff they sit around chattin about in house of lords? I mean, i like people bigging us up as much as the next fan, but ain't they got better things to chat about? If i was trying to run country and some woman stood up + started making long speeches bout Andy of Southampton's battle to control his anger management issues I'd be like, Yo! Broness! Sit down! Let the men chat about inflation + middle east politics, you go make us nice cup of tea!

Really tokyos? I feel this story shows you to best advantage! Young girl is taken unwell cos her clothes is too tight, so you kindly help her to dis-used locker room & being a v.helpful tokyos you put her clothes on to stretch them out. Is a good samaritan tale! Just like bible!

Here is storybook photos bout the time Tokyos encountered a nice young local ladyfriend!

Hi Gays! I spose a lot of you is wondering bout what tokyos was like when he live in Japan! Well, I have one or two photos, I spose we all do, lets pool them all in this thread to find out things tokyos done in Japan!

I am not a price pikey! When I'm out doing graffitis I use only premium paints!

Hi phil! I will pull absolutely anything! I'm a very dirty bear! Can you check out what turkish said about you in this video pls! He mugged you off proper! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?45886-Arry-finds-out-he-s-not-getting-Hooper#.UfKGA9Imd8E

Hahaha, what i do right is if i see a foreigner in the street i politely ask to borrow their phone on some pretext, then i send HOME to 78070. They get black-bagged in minutes! Is v.efficient service!

That is me on the right

here is genuine photo of my ibiza holidays! What i done is i knobbed this one bird early doors then i obviously moved on + didn't leave a forwarding address. She tracked me down couple days later tho (obv she is part bloodhound or sherlock's neice or something) and grabbed hold of me + mate of mine caught our reunions on camera!

pfft they're just trying to win votes. If they was serious they'd do the signs in arabic

Looks like he's been hitting the McDowell's pretty hard

am i the only one that can see a genuine resemblance? I mean look at him! All he needs is a suit, a frown and a spoon and would be spitting image! Am I mad here? Am I?