Bearsy

get lost bender! I go out for day + come back to find main board have ITK scoops! Where the fuck was you? Or is this just them finally cottoning on to ITKPM2013#1?

No, it's only the Cortese signings that don't work out. The other signings is ok. You can tell when a signing is cortese signing, cos it's the ones that don't work out.

don't forget we is also "All in". Further evidence!

oh maybe went to same school! Ur was sposed to chase melissa cos then she would nosh u off in gym cupboard

they may be bigger club but we have better fans

ur my hero! +10 reputations points for out MLGing MLG!

the ole current bun is reporting there that it is Cortese 1 - 0 Agents

how many johnstones paint trophies have they won?

i ain't read what he actual said, but I'm pretty sure he ain't talking sense. It always makes me facepalm when tokyos goes on main board + tries to talk football, he always embarrasses himself. He should stick to his more specialist subjects like taking naked baths with his father in laws + wanking off tramps in amsterdams

Hartson is bang out of order calling us "Bottom 6 outfit", cos we finish 7th bottom last season. Is them the actions of a "bottom 6 outfit"??? Rediculous!

i only come over here to do that! +5 reputations points!

I am genuine serious bout this chalet! Are you not even a little bit ashamed bout bullying 16yo boy? I am giving you -50 reputations points. I will retract if you reinstate cheese peels or give me sensible discussion.

i would srsly wait for bluerays tokyos. I saw in cinema while back + was v.frustrating cos ur not really sposed to wank off in cinema. It's in small print on ticket. I wanted to do review with pictures so i download torrent version + have wank and do professional review but is not the best picture yo. I have pre-order bluerays tho! Amazon said August something!

Spring Breakers Spring Breakers is prob the best movie of all time! It is movie bout arses; lovely, delicious female back-bottoms. There is also some subtexts bout boobs, but it is mostly bout arses. There is four main characters. I'm listing them in order of how much i want to bone them. Main character #1 is called Hudgens and she is the one from High School Musical. You may also remember her from the time that someone stole her phone and uploaded photos of her vag on facebooks, and Bearsy got 5 infraction points for uploading these tasteful + artistic images to saintswebs. Here is what she looks like in case you aint sure: The other thing to know bout her is she walks funny like she just got boned up bumhole, which to be fair she probably did. I would bone her 10/10! Main character #2 is called Faith & also called Gomez and she is famous cos she fucked mickey mouse, or something, I'm a bit hazy on the details. She is also delicious but i knocked her a point cos in her face she looks about 12 & that makes me feel bad. This is what she looks like. In this movie her character is that she wants to fuck Jesus. Prob cos Mickey is hung like Mouse. I would bone her 9/10! Main character #3 is one who i don't know much about. She is techncially the least hot and she must also be least famous cos she is the one that has to get her boobs out + get gangbanged. I give bonus point for this. She is mostly looking like this: I would bone her 8/10! There is also another one but i don't remember much bout Main character #4. I'm pretty sure I would bone her 7/10 tho! Here she is in group shot tho so u can keep them all in order. The plot of the movie as i understand it is there is these 4 birds what is all not tall, model types they is all short with not massive boobs but v.nice arses. They is annoyed that they is sitting on fine arses in school cos they can't afford spring break, so they rob KFC or something. Then they get their arses down to Spring Break & wear bikinis. Then some other stuff happens. Then they have sex in swimming pool. Then the Jesus one goes home, then one gets shot or something. Then they changes into different bikinis, and then it ends. Is work of genius! I recommend u wait for blue ray version tho. You will need high definition plus pause button to fully appreciate the cinematographies. Also my blue ray has special wank function so you can do a bit so the arse is wiggling about on endless loop. I would get a blue ray player like my blue ray player yo!

I'm not massive worried bout turning prem heads tbh, unless it's John Terry and I'm turning his head through plate glass window.

to be honest i don't really come on main board for transfer news anymore, muppet shows is where you get the latest exclusives

They do seem to have lot of photo-shoots tokyos by ur account, I'm starting to wonder if they're making saints theme porno! I would watch saints theme porno! I would do a scenario bout NC strip-searching programme sellers for missing spoons. Edit - I spose the other one shoot will be Luke Shaw + new watch

V.stange! I assume they at least roasted a bar maid in pub toilets + racially abused a fellow patron tho?

3 years ago we finished 37 places below them 2 years ago we finished 14 places below them Last season we finished 7 places below them This is clear trend of catching up + overtaking barry! shIt's happening! Believe! disclaimers: some of the above facts may not be facts i think they is prob bout right yo

what position is he play phil?

word. Until glasgow is confirming we shouldn't get too excited.

We was more quality than Liverpool at St. Mary's last season where we raped them using the Southampton Way. shIt's happening! Edit: Believe!

I was hoping missing word was "wank". Disappointment yo!

Alright alps? I ain't sure bout ramirez either, he is skills player but i ain't sure he fits in with our style of play or whatever. I don't reckon we'd of signed him if ponch was manager last summer.

I was more surprised by the dumb guesses than the actual figures. E.g you'd have to be pretty dumb to think more than a third of population is 65+ FFS!