Bearsy

Here is my current opinions! But i am open to revise if people has scientific info! Stupid - Nature Ignorant - Nurture Left-handed - Nature Ugly - 70% Nature / 30% Nurture Having naked baths with father in law - ? Undecided

do you want to watch video of a ram being a cunt? Course you do! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxdJj2blCpM

googles says https://twitter.com/supermikeyu which one is my shout out? I don't have faults ffs!

Wait... what? Was I on tv?

This is worth a read, it's about a photoshoot the americans done of their team for one of the World Cups or something. The pictures is hilarious! What they done to Brian McBride is my favourite! http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9529241/usmnt-new-york-s-magazine-greatest-photo-shoot-history

Yo! I hope Armstrong don't mind me trolling his excellent match preview threads, but for balance here is the view from the opposition. All comments is painstakingly translate from Sociedaweb Forum! REAL SOCIEDAD vs Southampton About Southampton Check their club badge! It shows a black man with a green afro drowning in a river of blood. Under the surface, someone has tied a tonne-bag around the yellow bulb of his penis. It is one of the most disturbing and racistly offensive images in football. If you are a black supporter thinking of attending this match, steer well clear of the dock areas and if anyone asks if you want your penis-bulb hogtied and painted yellow, politely decline. What colours do they wear Southampton are a club steeped in history and tradition. They have been sporting a predominantly red kit since as far back as August 2012. Players to watch I had never heard of Rick Lambart before he received an England call-up last week, but according to thefa.com he is "A sublime mix of Lee Harvey Oswald shooting ability, Teddy Sheringham pace and Peter Beardsley haircut." Star striker Goolies is Brazilian by nationality but the Southampton coaching team have worked hard to bring his technique, composure and penalty taking ability to English levels. Match prediction A quiet day at the office for our goalkeeper Claudio Bravo. Like their most famous fans Death Metal band Coldplay, the Southampton strikers are "all yellow".

I think I might be pervert cos I do like these porns! I mean I couldn't cope with full on rape if b1tch was crying or whatever but I like it when she is coersion, rather than just cos she really loves her boyfriend or whatever. I see another good one where mum is got arm somehow stuck in sink & step son tries to help by fetching sex lube but it accident goes all over her bumside so he has to rub it off and then wha

I quite like it. I'd be pleased if I was hull fan cos Tigers r cool. It'll be bad for some teams tho that has soft names, like "The Norwich Canaries". Who would bet on The Norwich Canaries vs The Hull City Tigers? Tiger eats Canary for breakfast! If Birmingham changed names to The Birmingham Bears i would switch teams, definitely.

I watched another brazzers pornos yo! I quite like these brazzers pornos, they is good story! This one was called "Pornstar Punishment: Pay Rent or Get Bent", it was about this bird right, and she keeps mugging her landlord off by not paying her rent, and then he comes round & finds she has no money for rent but is got money for buying new shoes + handbags... so he fucks her bad! He does it like it's a punishment. It's prob a bit rapey, I mean she don't actually give a firm + resolute "No" but then lot of the time she ain't in position to talk cos of mouthful. I didn't make it all the way through tho, like SNSUN I jizzed out early. I did wind forward to end to find how it ended up, it made me lols, bitch was all ruined + exhaused and she's like panting "omg... glad... that's... over." And dude was like, "See yo tomorrow, bitch!" (he said it threatening, like hard porn sex only gets one day free rent, not whole month like she thought)

Yo! I have 5 points go in November, so I am trying to be good behaviour bear till then! It is really hard work! I keep thinking of really great jokes about dead people and nuns or whatever and I'm having to sit on my hands!

sometimes i think you guise is purpose trying to get me ban. I'm one fraction off permaban yo! Don't tempt me with main board lols!

edit: oh nothing, i was being dumb bear

I've been investigating bout gay babies and check how it was with the ancient geeks! When they was not busy reading spiderman comics or whatever, they was categorising their sexual orientation not by gender but by whether you like to be the dominant or the submissive. i.e. you wasn't straight or gay, you was either bent over or stood up. Intresting!

I've been thinking bout this on drive home and I don't believe in gay babies. I don't believe in straight babies either. Babies is bi.

Not sure he'll fit in with the England boys, being neither a c**t nor in the habit of peering at ball in a constipated fashion, miscontrolling and then hoofing 30yds back to goalkeeper.

yeah i spose it is, except with less Jamie Lee Curtis boob action

yeah i've got the same evidence, but they don't know how they was as baby. I mean i ain't sure it's one way or another in baby, i reckon it develops through childhood. Maybe it is genetically pre-disposed to develop one way or other, or maybe it is partly environmental or something.

oh tokyos no lols pls, srsly, 4 minty. I couldn't turn KRG, not now he's adult. I'm just wondering if i had him as baby and introduced him to my overbearing aunt, is it scientifically impossible to make him a gay. I'm being srsly. I'm interest!

Yeah i get that, but i wasn't fancying birds particularly when i was toddler. I was wondering if i was born straight or if i learned straight in early childhood. I mean, it's news to me that ur deffo born straight or gay, I thought it was still scientific debate.

Is this deffo fact? I mean that people is born gay? I've got a gay cousin, he's 15 but i could totally tell he was gay even when he was like 8. I dunno if he was born gay or not though. His mum is v.overbearing.

Does it? Comes as surprise to me! I spose I can't really argue with googles though. Will come in handy tho if i end up in court for doing too many misogyny jokes! Send moar twitters or whatever! I found on the bloggers this morning there is this thing where you can see where people is reading in world, and I'm finding out there is people in mud huts in Zambia sitting around reading bout Steve Clarke's crumpled face. I find this v.amusing! Also there is another bit where i can see if uv got iphones or if ur just price pikey & only got androids. Also, i can remotely activate ur webcam & see when ur masturbating! http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.co.uk/

cheers! I already wrote my Sunderland one when i was sposed to be working today, but I'm sitting on it till after the WBA game. Also, gives me more time to think up Di Canio jokes!

Yo! I stuck my scouting report up on blog so i could send link to some baggies that i know through work, without them getting to read about my itchy bumhole and all the other dumb stuff i post about on here. Do me a solid and tweet it about a bit if you know any baggies, I ideally want to piss off their entire fanbase before kick-off! http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.co.uk/

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i feel bad for mentioning you barry, it was just that I'd been reading you all day and then I'm driving home and Adrian Durham was on radio, and it felt like more of the same. That's pretty bad, right? You don't want people thinking ur like Adrian Durham surely? Srsly, keep posting however you see fit, just, you know... do it less.