Bearsy

Wodehouse is my favourite! Here is another quote he done bout Trousers! "I doubt the most rigorous investigation would uncover anything worse than that Groundhog Day photo of his, and to the world's scrutiny of that he obviously has no objection, or he wouldn't keep posting the damned thing."

Word. MLT has been spending too much time on twitters.

Ain't it that Morgan would have had to declare for England when he was still U21s? I read bout FIFA closing this loopholes I think.

"Goalden Goals" ffs! Lambart should play instead of Rooney, if Rooney insists on being as fat and out of touch as he was on weds. Edit - Sorry for mugging off goalden goals steve, i didn't realise you come up with the name. Good work getting MLT exclusives tho!

have any of these videos got Miles wearing the same brown t-shirt from last year? If not I'm out.

yeah colon pls don't comment on this thread unless you know for a fact what tomorrow's result will be

Haha was all ur answers snubbed kraken? It's almost as if no-one cares bout ur dumb opinions! Incidentally what happened to the view from opposition we done for that Baggies guy? Where is this article? I worked v.hard doing answers for that!

It's on ground. edit - curse you pangy/mlg!

Has she got you on ignore? I had no idea! Ain't tokyos in the making dirty foreigners speak good english game? Why is he not on here offering job opportunities!

sigh, I'm all emotions. National fucking hero!

Hi we don't particularly want main board arguments in muppet show thanks. I would suggest Lounge or Motoring forum.

I was looking forward to watching this, but on radio they was talking bout Rooney starting as main striker with Cleverley behind and "Lambart might get 20 minutes at the end". I will be angar if it goes down like that!

Should you really be sitting around in your pants at 10am watching Bumhole of the Bailey? Doesn't your wife have any jobs for you?

lols deano got caught in the trap! I reckon SO16 is this guy https://twitter.com/notpolice

The po-po don't arrest people for smoking weed at home no more. You need to wait till they start on the crack before getting the po-po involved.

I seriously wouldn't. You can't go round telling people what to do in the privacy of their own gardens. This is England. I should sooner move house.

Sign for Man Utd

just be safe ok andre. We worry about u.

"scouting capacity" ffs? srsly?

you will get raped brah. Srsly. Every year when I'm drive home from Reading all I hear on radio is about all the Andre's getting raped at Leeds. They will also burn ur tent. They will also lock you in portaloo + then roll it down hill. I would pm tokyo-saint if ur deffo insist on going, he will prob come with you. He quite likes getting raped.

You need to relax pal. Have a spliff. I'm no doctor but I think he'll be alright unless they're physically giving him blow-backs. It'll be no more damaging that the exhaust fumes or whatever that are drifting round ur street.

yeah I dunno, it's pretty subjective. He is pretty bad tho! I've got a better definition now, how bout if you was to make a 23 man squad of the worst Premier League players, if you're in it then you're not Premier League quality. That seems more fair.

Yeah sure, it's if ur the worst player in your position in the whole premier league.

I actually spoke to the guy cos they ain't rolled out infinity round my gaff yet, and he said as long as you get 2Mps you'll be fine. They ain't got anything special down my pub and they ain't had no problems. The other thing right is that you buy the box for £399 and that's it for first year, then in subsequent years you just pay annual subscription fee which is like £60 or something. I don't work for these people, honest, I just think it sounds good idea!

Yeah, when I said ain't it illegal, the dude at my pub said no it ain't cos of that court case. It seems good deal compared with sky, where you only get to see Saints like 6 times a year.