Monk

Cigars, Corinthian figures (big heads) and Subbuteo!!!

Yep, Corpral Guy.

Championship footballer shopping in IKEA? They have no class.

Just remember, being the fickle bunch we are, he is ex non league and still young. He will have a crap performance or two again but was fantastic yesterday. Ive never been convinced by him when in possession or recieving a pass under pressure but that could be down to confidence and match time. One to watch.

Which Ikea?

Please for the love of christ, show me where I have said so.

Yes that McClean. Congrats.

Hooper is first choice at Celtic? I'm pretty sure he's their most recognised striker. As for the spelling mistake, get over it.

I'd rather see us spend £3/4m on James McLean than the potential £7m on Gary Hooper

Chelsea or Arsenal away.

I ****ing hate Poyet and I ****ing hate Brighton.

Danny Collins from Stoke.

Not much mentioned about Bart? Judging by the mdt he was excellent?

Congrats to all of you! Hope your adjusting well!

****ing brilliant. Fair play!

what is the best you've had?

We was looking to bring Hooper in whilst the Lee deal was being completed. So I think Puncheon will compensate for the additional striker we've been rumoured with e.g Sharp, Rhodes and Hooper.

Pretty safe to say, this inclusion now ends any potential striker we looked to bring in.

I reckon this could be a ****ing mastermind.

As long as we dont sing 'Pay up Pompey'. We need another Beattie moment, I want to see Lambert score a screamer, lift up his Saints shirt infront of the skates with a catchy image or print. So go on, what would you have him reveal to the ****ers?

I ****ing hate the FL. The only reason they will do everything they can to help our fishy foes is because they know Cortese will unleash a shower of **** upon them.

The forward line looked a million miles away from the midfield. nine times out of ten Lambert would drop in that 'hole' and link the play up. That was the most obvious problem for me last night. No cutting edge.

Give it a rest, we was awful last night, Leicester played well. Connolly was fantastic at Forrest so give it a rest.

i love this.