Smirking_Saint

Cos i never realised there would be people so devoid of a sense of humour. Which is another pet hate of mine.

You are an angry person, have a sit down.

As in being woken by something else BEFORE the alarm.

Quality game again. Really don't care if liverpool can't defend it's bloody incredible. Since march (8 Games including cup) liverpool have been involved in 39 goals. Thats pretty awesome. Keep it up Rafa

Smelling your own fart Seeing everybody else gagging due to said fart

Hancuff him to a small blue midget dressed as a smurf. Seen it before, looks funny as f*ck

If thats actually her it's pretty impressive

Dunno if anyones interested but noticed if you buy a HD tv at mo in tesco they are giving away free sky HD boxes.

An actual jousting tournament ?? Don't people die doing that stuff ?? Amazing, well worth a 5'er. Jousting in hedge end though, will that involve pimped out renault 5's lots of bad music and a chav hanging out the window with a snooker cue ? And the whole event will be sponsored by McDonalds.

Thought her voice was pretty good TBH, she should win it. TBF though 100mil hits is slightly OTT. FYI sorry for all the abbreviation.

LoL, i spent most of my childhood in and around Eastliegh, was only joking, although think the place is going downhill. The girlfriend turned to me earlier and said, 'it'll be ok, those bombs don't work any more'

I vonder how long thish shyanide tablet takesh to work

The new SFC, coming to a park near you

Sorry to briefly hijack but is Satanta actually worth it ??

Dunno, i got my sky cheaper by threatening to leave and go to Virgin. Other than the fact that i have not actually answered your question apologies.

Really wouldn't be a shame if that went off.................

Like going into a pub and getting told they don't have 1664 or Coors. Watching two of your mates buy and get stuck into a coors and then as you order get told it's run out !!!!!!! Being woken up within 5 minutes of the alarm going off.

Seeing kids fall off of park equipment Having a p!ss after you have held it in for ages Pressing the snooze button for the 5th time

I wash one hand after a p!ss and both after a sh!t. I then open and close the door 3 times upon leaving said toilet facility. Then i pull my trousers up. Some people tell me i have a problem.

Say what you want about paedophiles but atleast they drive slowly past schools !

Guess so

Pike ?? The chinese down the road always use to buy 'em off us when we caught them ?? Must be good

Witness the strength of the mighty Bum Crumble !!! http://bum-crumble.mybrute.com Grrrr

Rainbow trout