Smirking_Saint

£33 better off. Woop Woop, time to live the good life

You have been challenged, prepare to be..... well...... happy with a 9-0 win i expect

Alright guys, i'll fetch the coat

1938

Did you catch a number plate ??? Pilot ??

After briefly brousing google, i have concluded... you are right.

Without a doubt the most cunning and brilliant scheme since......ever

1.B and E 2. C 3. 1/16 4. D 5. C My guestimations

Stranger things have happend lol

lol

Was there not a rumour about someone from scotland ?? R11 5pl ??

Ok, calm down, long day ?

Lol, i understand, just thought it may allow some for more incredible takeover stories. TBF Anika CDAJFU

Ahh but i do, i also need the 5 minutes before i FINALLY have to rise up and face the world.

....But what a better time than now for clutching at straws. Drove past a bentley on M3 today with blacked out windows. Number plate R11 5PL ???? Apologies, i didn't see the earlobes.

Cos i never realised there would be people so devoid of a sense of humour. Which is another pet hate of mine.

You are an angry person, have a sit down.

As in being woken by something else BEFORE the alarm.

Quality game again. Really don't care if liverpool can't defend it's bloody incredible. Since march (8 Games including cup) liverpool have been involved in 39 goals. Thats pretty awesome. Keep it up Rafa

Smelling your own fart Seeing everybody else gagging due to said fart

Hancuff him to a small blue midget dressed as a smurf. Seen it before, looks funny as f*ck

If thats actually her it's pretty impressive

Dunno if anyones interested but noticed if you buy a HD tv at mo in tesco they are giving away free sky HD boxes.

An actual jousting tournament ?? Don't people die doing that stuff ?? Amazing, well worth a 5'er. Jousting in hedge end though, will that involve pimped out renault 5's lots of bad music and a chav hanging out the window with a snooker cue ? And the whole event will be sponsored by McDonalds.

Thought her voice was pretty good TBH, she should win it. TBF though 100mil hits is slightly OTT. FYI sorry for all the abbreviation.