dune

We are playing well.

oh yes it does

Good god, he's picked Guly.

Just showed 5 fat blokes in replica shirts scoffing food.

That was really embarrasing when the black athlete went all spazzy at the camera. Very un-British. And that NHS bit was utterly cringeworthy.

Cue an essay on the subject.

Good god it pains me to agree, but I felt the same when I saw my one and only ALW show - Aspects of Love. I've been to the theatre several times and if this had been the first time it would have been the last.

stop pretending you haven't watched it all.

It'll be Elton john on next.

Excellent cauldron thing.

I think the Queen would be the right choice.

I bet that torch would fetch a few quid on ebay.

Shami Chakrabarti, wtf is that all about.

Oh FFS, i get the feeling this anthem is going to drag on and on.

If all the divs stopped cheering themselves he could get on with it quicker.

And doesn't lisp.

God, it's like listening to Ed milliband zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bad speaking from Coe how he keeps looking down. He's had years to learn his lines.

A couple of idiots let the side down.

I think they look alright (not that i'd wear one I might add)

Best part of the whole event seeing the GB team.

Be interesting to see how many whites represent Rhodesia.

It all went wrong after independence.

Tuvalu FFS, reminds me of that time I phone a chat line and the call terminated in Tuvalu.

It makes you realise just how big the world is.