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Great performance from the girls.

There's several options of freeview hd if you have that.

Beach volleyball on now :-)

One of female Russian archers is a hideous fat lump.

Well unlike you armchair sports fans one played golf today for the first time in 10 years today. Picked up a set of clubs including bag, balls, tee's, umbrella and trolley for 30 quid from a car boot en route. Averaged about 5 per hole (all par 3's) was hitting the long balls ok, but my short game was terrible.

Even duller than Frank?

I thought it'd be going on for like a week. Was amazed when you said it was only 1 day!

Really Andy, thanks for going to all that effort to count up how many days it's been running, i'd never have been able to have worked it out.

I watched the womens handball for about 5 minutes - what a thoroughly stupid game. Reckon they should liven it up with the sack race.

I wouldn't want the judas traitor back.

C'mon Chaplow, it's time to show your worth.

One would have expected a player on his wages wouldn't go all inclusive.

Sharp should have hit it.

Oooops. It must be Alpine time?

I might have known it'd be one of the gingers that was first to have complex on this issue.

He's been given plenty of time on the ball (which he needs). If it'd had been a competitive match his lack of quick thinking would have stood out like a sore thumb.

Someone needs to have a quiet word with Lallana about his hair.

Many yes, but not all. I was speaking to a Pole (who works and who is dismayed by those who choose not to) who told me of a Lithuanian he knows who will only work 8 hours per week because if he worked more he'd be worse off and would lose his benefits and free house.

How would you feel if it was an orange kit?

To be fair it's not awful, it's just not Southampton. That's the issue.

I was a little disapointed we didn't have an act dedicated to encouraging eastern european migrants with the promise of free council houses and mobile phones.

Really? I hadn't noticed. I always had you down as a beacon of optimism and positivity.

I must say I like our snazzy advertising boards.

He's doing alright, obviously not completely competent yet.