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Did anyone see the red lycra gimp suits on display at London Road this season. They went into that barge thing before the game. Did anyone else see them?

S-cun-thorpe - their manager dropped down a division to manage us

Reading - little club with an inferiority complex

Oh and Southend shouldn't be on the list - they love us for some reason.

Plymouth - we stole Luggy and we're gonna send them into L2.

Nothing to do with your tedious sarcasm and trolling then.

That would go down well with the locals. For us to go up there would mean relegating them. Imagine if the boot was on the other foot and they did that at St Marys.

It must be the Yoof... Just re-read this thread - funny as f/ck. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?12428-BadBoySaint

She told me I talked posh and I told her she only thought that because she was common as muck. For some reason she didn't like this comeback. But it was true and she was a proper slag so I didn't care.

And when the electorate votes NO the public will have spoken.

I'd want to take out a super injuction to prevent details of my last conquest going public. I'd had a few to drink and to give a brief summary she had a tooth missing, a dodgy heart that beat like f/ck, i think she was a prozzy, she was a drug addict, she was living in sheltered accomodation, had had her 6 kids taken into care, and she informed me she was bi polar (some sort of bonkers disorder i think) and hadn't taken her medication. And to cap it all she asked for some money to go to tescos for some wkds and f/cked off with my tenner.

I'm saving my costume for the last game (the home game).

I only got highly commended for my marrow in the village vegetable show when it was the best marrow in the show. The ones that won 1st 2nd and 3rd were old and tough, wheras mine was perfectly formed, about 2 foot long, and juicy. I've never bothered entering again as the judge is a clueless ****.

What were the Northam singing yesterday along these lines?

Who thinks we should have a poll on here?

You've made your point and now you're boring us. Please get back on topic.

Notts isn't as bad as it was a few years back with gun crime and heroin addicts on the periphery, but it's still not a safe city. It's alright for shopping and a night out in the city centre (although the city centre still has a small town feel with fighting a regular occurance on a friday/saturday night), but I would't want to live there. And student digs tend to be located in cheap inner city areas and these areas are not nice and not safe environment for a young lady to walk home at night. Loughborough on the other hand is a Conservative area with civilised locals.

This.

What a rubbish cabinet. It looks like something from IKEA.

Good. It is this superiority complex that means we demand excellence and that is exactly the ethos that Nigel Adkins has instilled in the squad.

This should be our song. Our rebirth reminds me of the Falklands War - The Empire Strikes Back!!

The next 3 games is what stands between us and being able to fully lord our Superiority complex once again over the region. Pompey briefly had the bragging rights, but they never had the years of practice we had to truely be the superior force and in any case to have a real superiority complex you need a rival with an inferioty complex and thankfully we never sunk to the bitter jealousy as in ingrained in the Pompey psyche'. In recent years we've had Plymouth, Bournemouth and most recently Brighton bigging up our Superiority by the very fact they have such an inferiority complex to us, but we are now in touching distance of reclaiming our birth right as the team every other club in the south loves to hate. It feels good to be almost back.

The Dens looks good. Imagine that jam packed. I bet it was a cracking atmosphere. Compare that thought with... ...which is my choice for the worst ground. Give me the old Den any day of the week.

I liked Adkins comments about brighton probably playing the youth team against Huddersfield. Nice bit of psycology there - be interesting to see if a rattled Poyet does this or goes for the win. He should be wanting the win because invariably how you finnish a season is how you start a season and if they were to lose at home again they'd have reason to doubt themselves over the summer. If we get back up I can see it getting very amusing with them and Pompey in the same league. Nigel Adkins has shown he enjoys the banter so you just know he's gonna ruffle some feathers with his mind games.

CB Fry is right though, but who cares. I know the current systems favours the Tories and that the Liberals will be gutted when they lose. It'll make victory all the sweeter.