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Posting ******** certainly beats the usual crap. It's been fun. but i'm a bit worried about you deppo, what is left after this?

You deserve it Depps. Funny guy, sound too.

I've got a secret, do you want to know it?

I hereby declare that i'm Hypos guardian angel on this thread. You mess with him and you take us both on. We're like blood brothers and when there's a scrap i can always say i've got hypo coming up the rear if needed, although he sometimes get a bit carried away but i like that too.

Why do you do that? You know i'm not a rich man. I've been out and bought 2 black adidas vests. They are (read that as were) the ****ing business. Ok they were same as the ones the germans wear on holiday but it's how clothes sit that matters and these just showed enough bulges to make the ladeez. But that's all over now and unless i get one of the Bruce Willis heartrob vests i'm gonna be left with all the stunning 2nds who would otherwise have married b lister hunks like Wayne and and Amazin Mikey. I'll tell you about him some time.

This could be true as the way they play against each is classic for this. You have Turkish being funny and smart and then you have deppo, the ying to Turkishs yang, trying not to be funny and trying to sound thick, but let me be frank - Deppo really does try but you can't conceal his funny man persona because he's just a natural and even when he tries to play dumb there's a little bit of Mikey there and when you're mensa calibre brains and mensa calibre charisma there's no pulling the wool over anyones eyes. Nice try but you don't fool me you clever boy. And when i laugh at your act i'm always larfing with you, never at you. You see mate some of us have it, most of us don't, but for all my praise you'll never be a delldays, but let me tell you this - you aint far off it. I hope you hear this Mikey because the only thing than can stop you is confusion and turmoil - you know what to do - when you feel the walls pushing in you say to yourself right, it's now time time for me time - i can handle anything life throws at me - i am invincible, i am increbible, i'm not just a normal teen, i'm Mikey Super Mikey and i'm the greatest teenager in the land. I love me and me loves me because me me me is just for me. And then you smile a humble smile of a man that has it all but will never ever change from that little boy that suckled on when all the others didn't think me. And even to this day you've not forgotten what made you what you are and you love a bit of bitty because while others ate milky bars you grew strong and tough. It's because of all of this that your are the alpha male, TSF top boy, when Mikey says jump they jump. I love you Mikey.

I noticed you didn't reply to my pms. That surprised me because i didn't think you'd be like that. But seriously i love cracker jokes when people like you tell em.

But do you see the truth in the theme. Seriously mate I used to think Delldays was special, but you have shed loads of potential, but Delldays is pure perfection and many aspire to be like him but none ever achieve their dreams. That said i've had the surgery and i've got the macho man vests and now i'm ready to for that Mathew Kelly moment when i announce to the world, tonight i'm a god. look at me, worship me, i'm not just any man, i'm the dude you all wanna be like, and people will then love me and finally i'll bathe in the light of being perfection . And when i reflect in quiet me time i'll smile and let out a groan of pleasure.

You'd never think Deppo. We all have a purpose and Deppos is bring fun and giggles to those of us that hark back to those halciun days of our youths when jokes were jokes and when you heard knock knock you just knew there would a treat of hilarity behind the magic door.

That's my boy. What did i tell you. Some kids in this situation would be getting the money from Mummy, but not our Super. Nah, i always thought he was the type to stash his paper round money while stoopid kids bought lollys. Back in the day kids used to wave lollys in his face, but Mikey always had a little smile (because he's a modest kinda guy) and when he emptied his jar the lolly bullies weren't singing any more.

This is the real Deppo. he's back.

Don't be too hard on him. Mikey is a project and is full of raging hormones that are telling him defend his patch to attract the forum ladies but do not give up on him. I dunno about you but in Mikey is see something special and just you watch his meteoric rise through the Lib Dem ranks until one day he taps simon hughes on the shoulder and says move over old man, the name is Mikey Super Mikey - get out of my personal space - this is all about me now.

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ha ha ha. You have gotta hand it to this kid. This statement sends out a message - don't mess with Mikey.

Oh right. I've listened to all of it and missed that. It sounds ****ing boring. I'm gonna watch some Ian Smith tributes instead. There you go, this is better than the l1 footie and if you like the short film don't be shy if you want some more suggestions. I have a an encyclopedic memory of all my favourite you tube clips and deppo can only dream of that.

Oh don't tease me.

I want to hear about his conquests. Stu was a legend on here for his sucess with the fatties.

Jamie would win, he has big strong muscular arms and he'd get Stu in a death hug (it's a secret navy move) and then he'd mock him with his charisma and interestingness and Stu would be reduced to a quivering Jelly.

oh no i'm not.

n1, i'm gonna listen to bournemouth me thinks.

Please all support this petition to give him another chance on here. It's not easy trying to wind you ****s up all the time, i mean it has become a chore and most people get snide or make snitchy posts anyway so I don't know why I bother and then it all comes flooding back - it's a larf. But with Stu back I would be able to go into semi retirement know that my purpose in life is in safe hands. So in all seriousness do you think he should be allowed back? I do, but then I wouldn't want anyone banned in the first place with 1 exception.

so who's playing and unlike last time can you just say cos it really confused me last time when i tried to search and i'm still none the wiser.

Well me and hypo have had a major fallout when i gave him a free ticket (advertised it for anyone of my forum gang) and he was straight in there. Then a few weeks later he's on a thread slagging me off. I was livid. Plus saint jason is a friend of a friend and was livid about that too.

Cheers, gotta say you usually keep this place ticking over and relive the monotony of the usual suspects so i'm glad i could return the favour. Oh yeah and Deppo, funny guy, but so modest he doesn't know it. Can't do a big shout out without mentioning Deppo. Buctootim would kill me and i don't wanna mess with Deppos boys aka the boys.

She looks like my unrelated cousins mum. Went round to her flat in poplar (that's it not Bow) and it was there that the shocking truth unfolded. Her partner or husband was with a cousin of mine (distant one i'd never heard of from my east end branch of the family that used to own a filling station used by the krays who were polite young men as far as they were concerned and as i was talking to here she said her hubby had family near me and then the familiar names rolled off her tongue. It really is completely mad, must be 1 in a million chcnace.