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I'm currently recovering from a major operation. After reading all your posts I decided I wanted to be like you and that meant getting a personality transplant. I only had the operation today and already i can feel the dullness wearing off and within a week I may be more interesting than you. That is my dream. It's everyone of TSF's dream. They all say i wanna be like Jamie and very few ever will, but I will. can i call you brother?

ha ha, i'm justing about other **** that got a less that impressed reaction....at first. After she'd thought about it she decided she liked the thought. Does anyone here taken their missus panties to work to sniff when you get bored? I didn't do it often, don't wanna give the impression i'm weird or anything.

To be honest all this Sharia stuff is pretty low down in importance. I'm far more concerned about the EU and the European Court.

Easy come easy go.

Done. Only bought 570 cos only had £100 to play with. Cheers for the tip.

**** it, i won't look i'll trust you and buy. brb.

You have a special pm.

Don't be like that. You used to be capable of a laugh and when you went off on one it was comedy gold. It made me laugh anyway, but i do have a warped sense of humour.

You just did, but yeh it was pointless. Deppo would e proud of you. Where is he? He's always on here normally.

But that not what i'm on about. I'm on about fancying women and men. I don't mean to sound flippant but it just doesn't register in my reasoning as being possible. it'd be like me also fancing a goat.

I can only find arsenal v brum on tonight. give me a link please mate.

There was no need for winky. I reckon you're right. But I do have some forum friends (not many) but thats how i like it.

mmmmm, ffs i'm gonna have look for myselkf.

It just can't (but it does) but how can a woman go from enjoying sex with a man to being attracted to a woman? You hear this word bisexual, but how can such a thing exist? You can't be sexually aroused by both sexes - it can't be possible. But maybe it is - i just don't get it.

Give over, it is banter and when Sue comes on I think she'll see the funny side. I was out of order with a comment I made yesterday and she didn't make a big deal out of it so she seems far more chilled than those on here with dreams of becoming milk monitors and lickinh the cream off Bajs gold top.

Go on...

You have interpretted what i'm saying wrong. All i'm saying is that the Northam (mainly block 42) has become past a joke. When they barracked the Saints fans in block 43 they were too thick consider that block 43 was Man Utd fans so it's reasonable to conclude that a fair amount in 43 for Carlisle were just normal walk up fans that had gone there because other areas of the ground were taken by those with Man U/Carlisle twinned tickets. In any case we don't boo our our fans - partiularly in said circumstances and I would wager that most of those in the firing line for the teen (moronic adult) barrage had been to see Saints more times than the little runts had had hot dinners.

Argggghhhh!!!!!! i just read every post trying to find out who Charlton are playing with no joy. Can someone put me out of my misery please?

I quite like that song. The Rupert Lowe version was better. My old man said be a Pompey fan is another classic. Was at the Southern master (a few years ago now) and Saints took over the place easily outnumbering Pompey, Spurs and I forget the other team - don't think it was Arsenal for some reaason?????? Any i'd had a few so got that going in the arena. Those watching on tv reckponed it was faf the commentaors trying to talk over it.

If you need to ask me why that stupid song is wrong no reasoning i could possibly give would convince you otherwise. But i'll halfheartedly try... 1. Cortese is just an employee spending the Liebherrs money 2. He is a chairman and you just don't do it. 3. The tune is anal. 4. The words are cringeworthy. What ryhmes with Italy, oh yeh pompey. Give me strength.

I've notice you make this point time and time again, and it just seems so logical to me that it's a given, but some people don't get it. It's unbelievable how any fan thats been through even the smallest period of our history cannot feel part of the club.

Precisely. We can all debate whether Nicola was morally right until the cows come home, but what is more worryin is that this is an example of Nicola Cortese missing a trick and if you miss a trick it's down to poor judgement. Cortese strikes me as the sort of person who could never ever say sorry if he's wrong (or even if he's right and saying it is advantageous) but I think he see's this as a strength and it might be in the dog eat dog world of finace (just as you can never be wrong in politics), but in the role Nicola has now he needs a diplomatic string in his bow. At the end of the day to be a diplomat you don't have to mean what you're saying, it's all about getting a result and coming accross as being sincere. No CEO can be wrong many times or play this card often, but if I was Cortese i'd look at the bigger picture and i'd do what was required to heal the rift. There can be no winners in this stand-off therefore there's nothing to battle over apart from egos and pride and they are worth nothing

The point is. Let me start again the question is how can two women get married to men and have several kids each and then become Lesbians? Or it is bisexual? How does that work btw, it can't work can it?

It makes some noise, but let's be honest the noise they often create is embarrassing for what is supposed to be a home end. Where are the differeny songs? Where is the off the cuff chants? It just seems the same old songs and repetive chanting. And then there is the new Cortese song which takes spaztification to whole new level.

No, but when a teen is out or order tap him on the shoulder and explain why he is out of order. This isn't a football problem, it's a society problem. I won't say in my day i was an angel - i wasn't because I knew I could do what I liked and get away with it. Go back to the previous generation and there was structure and respect in our society. There's no reason why we can't have that in the Northam and as i've said it won't just wrestle the stand back from the idiots, but it'll actually help them become better people. I've admitted i was a little bastard, so you could say I speak from experience and poachers make the best gamekeepers.