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Actually sod Omens, we're gonna smash Boro on Tuesday.

I just took my dog out and he flushed out a pheasant a duck and three partridges. I deduce that means win lose win. Edit FFS the duck actually came before the pheasant so it's lose win win. This place is gonna go into meltdown if i'm correct and we lose on Tuesday, but in the end those who stay calm won't look like tits WHEN WE GO UP.

The best F C post i've read to date.

what number i want to ring them but it says they are closed?

Is this subtlety beyond you Captain Schettino?

http://order-order.com/2012/04/11/toryukip-defection-runners-and-riders/

The Conservative Party needs to be forced to the right and such moves will scare the living daylights out of them. I'm afraid this is the only way to restore the Conservative Party to what it should be. I applaud in advance those who stand by their convictions and join the UKIP.

FFS, the OS is now saying that an extra 590 seated tickets are available. What a shambles. Do you think they'd do a swap with a ticket in the home seated area?

A mate of mine (posh fan) was at the Forest game and said that Forest murdered them for the whole 90 minutes. This means nothing because that was then and teams can be rubbish one game and transformed the next, but what it demonstrates is what we need to do. Basically throw caution to the wind because they don't like it up em.

Replace Maggie with Nicky, Replace the Socialists with Lowe, Wilde et al. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7noHkLaZ5VI

There can only be one Captain Schettino.

It's the top table where you should aspire to eat. Anything less is second best. Second best is failure.

A message for the hysterical sops.

Ian Douglas Smith - the Greatest Statesman of the 20th Century would not have wilted at a time like this. Neither should we FFS. [video=youtube;84-g9_SJse0]

The perfect illustration of the British attitude. Turn a defeat/a bad situation into a positive/glorious victory, and then regroup and strike back. That is what is needed now, not all this lilly livered socialist defeatism and self pity.

This is the attitude to have!

By all means be worried, be p/ssed of etc, but FFS man up and don't show it. It's cringeworthy seeing the hysteria on here. We didn't build the most magnificent empire the world will ever see with an attitude like this. Remember you are British FFS

I predict that if we do f/ck it up alpine saint will be in his element and will go into overdrive with his dull and depressing diatribe. I also predict that if we pull this off he'll crawl back under his rock.

Frankly it's really embarrassing, but a perfect illustration of a large swathe of our fanbase.

cheerio then.

FAO The Watcher - if you've got something to say just say it on here. Instead of sending me a pm asking me to send you a pm. I don't go in for all this ITK b/llocks, never have done.

Reminds me of this fella trying to cover his bald patches.

Just f/ck off and leave this one funny thread alone.