Master Bates

Carlsberg don't do family slaughter... but Fosters do.

Bushism's are good.

Google image 'bush', then say that again

And for those of us not clever enough to use big words Now stop being vociferous

Obama-Biden, not exactly the best partnership.

Just call 'The Bapman'.

And once he's in he'll keep coming back.

Only once Wiping using the dogs tail, if your dog doesn't have a tail then licking.

It's alright, i'll do it WSS

Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home?

I say keep Bush, you can never go wrong with a bit of Bush.

Sarah Palin's 17 yr old daughter, Bristol Palin, is an up the duff underage drinking mess.

Nah, i'm over in offices in Holland conducting experiments whilst it's quiet.

I can, he's big and fat, he's idolised out there.

How can you spend what you don't have? All the sh1te from the club shop was donated as it was very old stock.

I'm now currently too relaxed to pm :weedman:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

Yesh, Mikey to win, although he says he can't see it happening. I want the Welsh bird, and for her to win.

Very bad day at the office, just sat here doing nowt :smt099 I was checking into a hotel in Dubai the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled." Unbelievable what some people are into.

I am happy that Lallana signed an extension I am happy we rejected a bid for Lallana I am happy I have a big willy I am unhappy I don't get to use it I am happy that some people on this thread are happy I am happy that I am a shirter I am happy that I am happy.

PM me your address, cheerski.