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Master Bates

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  1. Anger Management http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3655465.Poortvliet_s_anger_management/
  2. Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s*it."
  3. Apparently we're going to make a third bid in the January transfer window http://www.fansonline.net/southampton/article.php?id=320
  4. You smoke too much
  5. wtf?
  6. In our house, HP & Daddies Sauce are two different things.
  7. Apparently been offered a 1 year contract, let's wait and see.
  8. I choose.................................... Soulja Girl
  9. Unless your name's Kerry Katona
  10. In our house HP and Daddies Sauce aren't the same thing.
  11. So, do you reckon he looks better with or without hair? I say he looks better without. With Without
  12. Yesh
  13. If it was official then i'd disagree.
  14. Yeah it does actually just in case, my bad, cheers Ponty.
  15. I just googled Jill, now I need the toilet
  16. Did you do it right?
  17. Yes
  18. You can't spell sponsored. I suggest you get a mod to change the title to "Teh Official Rate yer weekend fred, - sponsored by Legal Aid, for all your pub suing needs"
  19. Bump the Pinder thread
  20. Well yes obviously
  21. Yeah I know, but one day just one day one of them's gotta be alive, just like one day the aliens will be here :smt025
  22. Friday: Celebrated St Helens win Saturday: Trying to remember Sunday morning: Lost at football 5-1, our injured keeper was adamant on playing #-o Sunday afternoon: Chilled
  23. And the Scotland match
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