Master Bates

F**king c*nts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! work are motherf**kin asshole c*nts, one of the Polish has just come in to work and gave everyone a bottle of Whiskey except me, i'm the f**ker who put him in the job in the first place, no more!

I saw this obese woman in our local cafe. She had so many double chins, she looked like she was staring at me over a pile of pancakes. __________ I think I have become addicted to speed. Not to worry, it means theres only one more sleep until Christmas. _________ I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour. At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a ****ing paedophile.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Just visit this thread here at the bottom http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=71&page=4 ha ha, I said bottom

But it won't be BWP seeing as he's travelling with us

Yes

Nooooo, Wright Phillips scores 23 goals for us in the second half on this season.

I had beer insteadski and just done a pack of Walkers, it said WOW!

I know what you mean it's ****ing **** b*****d **** **** ***** b*****d **** **** mobile hey? Why isn't b*stard filtered? As I say, what a **** filter

Shay Lauren, she does videos

That's f**king amazing, I tipped it

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Same as the others, it's a face, but winking.

Today in have eaten (in eated order): 2 dead fly biscuits Cooked breakfast For lunch i'll either have tomato & pasta soup or beer. Later I plan to eat some crisps.

Now, this is a story all about how My car got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the patient of a hospital in Memphis.

Bedfords is the way forward

Now you've got it

Do this for a bit

Oh, never knew that, who is McCarthy in love with now?