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Master Bates

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  1. Robsk?
  2. Who said that?
  3. Mwah ha ha ha ha
  4. No, with your, quote. Alcohol is a thing
  5. You weren't specific enough. Yeah no, I can't choose.
  6. What? You have got to be the saddest, pi5s poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome deficient, uber impotent, rat faced tard popsicle. You're a pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
  7. x
  8. Eat: Chicken Tikka Masala with chips My sisters homemade shepard's pie My sisters home made lasagne and chips Drink: Milk Juice Alcohol
  9. How many infractions does it mean i'll get? Oh no, i'm scared to go outside now!
  10. They're coming I tells ya.
  11. Oh no shock horror, someone call the police, I posted a whole 2 jokes from another website plus a spoof news article from another. I hope no one else gets their material i.e. news stories, jokes, pictures etc from the internet, would be very wrong. Sad...........
  12. Heres a video of a similar/same object in Sweden, also in August 2008. Creepy. YouTube - Ring UFO South Sweden 1957 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwAjk3URh0&feature=related
  13. SATURDAY IS BEACH PARTY DAY Posted on: Thu 21 Aug 2008 The weather forecast is looking good for Saturday's beach party at Pride Park Stadium as the Rams take on Southampton in the Coca-Cola Championship. Festivities get underway at 1.30pm for the Foster's party in the stadium's tailgate area underneath the south-west corner. At just £25 for adults and £15 for children the package includes a ticket to the match, a pint of Foster's (soft drink for fans under eighteen), a Derby County t-shirt and a hot food item from the BBQ. And you can also take part in our beach party events inside the stadium including a fancy dress competition at half-time, collectable Derby County beach balls being thrown into the crowd, and special Foster's giveaways throughout the day. You can book your tickets right now from the ticket office at Pride Park Stadium and over the telephone on 0871 472 1884. If you're at Pride Park Stadium early you can also enjoy our latest Fans First promotion on the concourses with pints available at £2 and a hotdog and drink deal for just £3. These are only available from 1.30pm to 2.15pm so make sure you get here early and don't miss out!
  14. Imageshack takes too long, i'll try to remember next time.
  15. Careful, I made a joke too and got told off.
  16. Did find another one, but i'd have been banned.
  17. Neverland, CA - People in California had a chance to see the legendary ex-convict Gary Glitter, as his limosine pulled into the driveway of Michael Jackson's Neverland estate last night. Michael Jackson had his personal limosine pick up Glitter from the LA airport for a long promised 'sleep over' that Glitter requested a few years back via a fan letter to the reclusive Jackson. A sunglassed and dark-hatted Glitter quickly scooted into the limosine for a quick ride to the Neverland Ranch complex where his room was readied. The crowd noticed, almost at once, that Glitter's skin color had lightened considerably since his last public appearance just before he was thrown into a North Vietnamese jail for molestation charges concerning underage children. "Yes, Gary's skin has gotten whiter. It's all part of his 'gettin' his youth back on' attitude back in a hope to jump start his stalled musical career." Gary Glitter said he had heard Michael wanted have him over for sometime, but was tied up with details of getting Neverland Ranch back from creditors, but was glad he had a chance to show fans that he really liked older guys too.
  18. MATCHDAY HOSPITALITY The stunning St Mary’s stadium makes a perfect venue to entertain clients, friends or family on matchdays. Whether you’re rewarding staff for contributing to the success of your company or looking to give someone a birthday celebration to remember, enjoy the game in comfort and style with a hospitality package that suits your needs and budget. Enjoy outstanding service, suite entertainment and excellent food from our award winning chef, with a choice of four suites and forty seven private executive boxes to enjoy Saints football in style. Packages include a prime view of the game, a three-course meal, half-time and full-time refreshments and a complimentary bar as well as parking and a match programme. For further details or to book please contact the Corporate Sales Team on 0845 688 9377 or email matchdayhospitality@saintsem.co.uk Jon Derrick Corporate Sales Executive DD: 023 8071 1986 Email: jderrick@saintsfc.co.uk Helen Gammage Corporate Sales Executive DD: 023 8072 7739 Email: hgammage@saintsfc.co.uk http://www.saintsem.co.uk/matchday-hospitality.php
  19. Calm down it was a joke, I haven't been negative once in the past.
  20. I was disappointed to have had to have leave my house for work and miss the rest of the volleyball. I liked the Chinese, the Brazilian & American teams looked like men.
  21. And, Wednesday can't compete against our revolutionary new set up can they.
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