Master Bates

I would have had a PM by now with infractions

Absolutley top bloke, cheers Jan

Went down there as it's my mate who's ugly mug is on the side of the buses, and yeah it was cool, Poortvliet cracked me up I've run out of stones, boooo

Told ya

Just got back from this, t'was good and Jan the man was there, top quality bloke

Old Street, Hill Head, Fareham, true story

Gary Glitter's popped out.

Knew the guy didn't look smart enough.

mickn, did I see you in a big red van?

No, the Sainsbury's is in Hedge End.

Just found out that some Skates have been on the rob, drove down the motorway the wrong way, somehow ended up running down the train tracks & have now been caught.

You can take them for free from Police cars or shops in town.

Oh noes, Warsash?

Just don't go outside ok!

There's someone running about with a gun.

We've spoken about a takeover, about schools, how's about a bus that's due to be unveiled at 3pm today?

It's "for" not "fopr" (__((____________() ڪے

+1.

Only you oldies would know

Let the world's first vibrator help you. Can't hide this one under your bed.

I wish, but the draw for the third round of the Carling Cup will take place on the Sky Sports Soccer Saturday Show http://www.ntfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10425~1375123,00.html

tbf he's a doctor, couldn't he have saved his son?

It's all about the technology though