Master Bates

And i'll probably be the only single fella

Can I gate crash?

I cahnz haz milk for breeky

I'm meeting her for lunch.

I have to have that done yearly.

Corker of a signing.

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Robsk?

Who said that?

Mwah ha ha ha ha

No, with your, quote. Alcohol is a thing

You weren't specific enough. Yeah no, I can't choose.

What? You have got to be the saddest, pi5s poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome deficient, uber impotent, rat faced tard popsicle. You're a pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

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Eat: Chicken Tikka Masala with chips My sisters homemade shepard's pie My sisters home made lasagne and chips Drink: Milk Juice Alcohol

How many infractions does it mean i'll get? Oh no, i'm scared to go outside now!

They're coming I tells ya.

Oh no shock horror, someone call the police, I posted a whole 2 jokes from another website plus a spoof news article from another. I hope no one else gets their material i.e. news stories, jokes, pictures etc from the internet, would be very wrong. Sad...........

Heres a video of a similar/same object in Sweden, also in August 2008. Creepy. YouTube - Ring UFO South Sweden 1957 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwAjk3URh0&feature=related

SATURDAY IS BEACH PARTY DAY Posted on: Thu 21 Aug 2008 The weather forecast is looking good for Saturday's beach party at Pride Park Stadium as the Rams take on Southampton in the Coca-Cola Championship. Festivities get underway at 1.30pm for the Foster's party in the stadium's tailgate area underneath the south-west corner. At just £25 for adults and £15 for children the package includes a ticket to the match, a pint of Foster's (soft drink for fans under eighteen), a Derby County t-shirt and a hot food item from the BBQ. And you can also take part in our beach party events inside the stadium including a fancy dress competition at half-time, collectable Derby County beach balls being thrown into the crowd, and special Foster's giveaways throughout the day. You can book your tickets right now from the ticket office at Pride Park Stadium and over the telephone on 0871 472 1884. If you're at Pride Park Stadium early you can also enjoy our latest Fans First promotion on the concourses with pints available at £2 and a hotdog and drink deal for just £3. These are only available from 1.30pm to 2.15pm so make sure you get here early and don't miss out!

Imageshack takes too long, i'll try to remember next time.

Careful, I made a joke too and got told off.

Did find another one, but i'd have been banned.