Master Bates

Touche

This morning it was only one person's birthday, this evening it's no longer his birthday but 3 other peoples, definetly something up with the calendar. Anyways, Happy Birthday to Essruu, Irvine & SaintKenny

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA

Some won't go because they are in a land far far away, with flowers, bright green grass, rabbits jumping about in colonies and a rainbow smiling, like icing on a christmas cake waiting to be eaten, tasting like fruit brandy.

AHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha

His girlfriend is expecting a wee baby. Reading is only an hour drive so doesn't need to move.

I believe this has happened

Nah, I admit i'm not in to the old one night stand things and I guess women find me repulsive so now long term luck either. Those who haven't seen what I look like are the lucky ones. I have a dog, she's all I need.

Unknown, it's s**t, well, that was until I saw that Rachel on Friday

Told ya I was a big boy

Well done Stevie G

She's too sweet and innocent for that.

Euell

Yeah

I can still see it.

That didn't work

*EDIT Ignore

That's big

They should just show an hour of Rachel each night tbf.

After clicking that link I had to re log in, ghey :smt027

Cheers Phil, you phil me with confidence

Surprised the smilies work!!!!

Never

Good question imo