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Master Bates

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  1. Neverland, CA - People in California had a chance to see the legendary ex-convict Gary Glitter, as his limosine pulled into the driveway of Michael Jackson's Neverland estate last night. Michael Jackson had his personal limosine pick up Glitter from the LA airport for a long promised 'sleep over' that Glitter requested a few years back via a fan letter to the reclusive Jackson. A sunglassed and dark-hatted Glitter quickly scooted into the limosine for a quick ride to the Neverland Ranch complex where his room was readied. The crowd noticed, almost at once, that Glitter's skin color had lightened considerably since his last public appearance just before he was thrown into a North Vietnamese jail for molestation charges concerning underage children. "Yes, Gary's skin has gotten whiter. It's all part of his 'gettin' his youth back on' attitude back in a hope to jump start his stalled musical career." Gary Glitter said he had heard Michael wanted have him over for sometime, but was tied up with details of getting Neverland Ranch back from creditors, but was glad he had a chance to show fans that he really liked older guys too.
  2. MATCHDAY HOSPITALITY The stunning St Mary’s stadium makes a perfect venue to entertain clients, friends or family on matchdays. Whether you’re rewarding staff for contributing to the success of your company or looking to give someone a birthday celebration to remember, enjoy the game in comfort and style with a hospitality package that suits your needs and budget. Enjoy outstanding service, suite entertainment and excellent food from our award winning chef, with a choice of four suites and forty seven private executive boxes to enjoy Saints football in style. Packages include a prime view of the game, a three-course meal, half-time and full-time refreshments and a complimentary bar as well as parking and a match programme. For further details or to book please contact the Corporate Sales Team on 0845 688 9377 or email matchdayhospitality@saintsem.co.uk Jon Derrick Corporate Sales Executive DD: 023 8071 1986 Email: jderrick@saintsfc.co.uk Helen Gammage Corporate Sales Executive DD: 023 8072 7739 Email: hgammage@saintsfc.co.uk http://www.saintsem.co.uk/matchday-hospitality.php
  3. Calm down it was a joke, I haven't been negative once in the past.
  4. I was disappointed to have had to have leave my house for work and miss the rest of the volleyball. I liked the Chinese, the Brazilian & American teams looked like men.
  5. And, Wednesday can't compete against our revolutionary new set up can they.
  6. Didn't see other thread, please delete
  7. What about Saturday? has the same starting letter as Surprisingly Shocking Sensation
  8. I like Wednesdays, same starting letter as 'Whooping Wow'
  9. +1 I have a couple vid's that could do with being converted to DVD, City of the Living Dead & Cannibal Holocaust the main ones.
  10. The nude version's better
  11. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA
  12. I just imagined being on it, I pee'd myself
  13. Shocked by the news that Jade Goody has cancer, Garry Glitter has sent an emotional message to her on his release from prison. Dear Jade, So sorry to hear your bad news. If you ever need a babysitter....
  14. They push them. In all honesty, helicopters, they use helicopters.
  15. I see one The last 1 visitor(s) to this page were: 1. Master Bates* This page has had 10 visits
  16. None, i'm not sad
  17. 240 f**k me
  18. Yeah, they showed what a British Bull dog's skull used to look like compared to today, nasty!
  19. My nephews the same, he's a c**t
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