Master Bates

I love full moons x x

Cause I can see you

Are you up to your knees in sh*t?

Yep, only last week I was out in public with my cousin. Yes i've pee'd in public years ago, No No No No

The plane in Spain falls mainly on the runway. Friday: Unknown Saturday: Cut the grass, Saints, unknown Sunday: Unknown, 3pm Huddersfield v St Helens, unknown Monday: Chill

I was hoping it was one of these

I don't eat breakfast, but on the rare occasion that I do, I have Golden Nuggets, with Special K and porridge oats sprinkled on top with milk & sugar.

Don't love you either.

And i'll probably be the only single fella

Can I gate crash?

I cahnz haz milk for breeky

I'm meeting her for lunch.

I have to have that done yearly.

Corker of a signing.

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Robsk?

Who said that?

Mwah ha ha ha ha

No, with your, quote. Alcohol is a thing

You weren't specific enough. Yeah no, I can't choose.

What? You have got to be the saddest, pi5s poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome deficient, uber impotent, rat faced tard popsicle. You're a pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

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