Master Bates

1-1 but I won't pull

I can clap without using hands.

Hopefully we've seen sense and asked for more money.

Because baby sweetcorn is a baby, a baby human is a baby. A human child is a baby, and child corn is called Children of the Corn, he who walks behind the rows.......

What can we hear?

His Aunty says he's staying, true story

Passed medical.

F**king does my head in, the old guy opposite me does the apple thing twice a f**king day.

I was asleep, aspiring to be.

Tee hee

No not me.

Seriously? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A39743094 Oh, the marchuponsaints link doesn't work I won't be in attendance.

You know, I saw a guy in the Northam stand at St Marys, sat about a row in front of me to the right a bit who looked like a grumpy old drunk, looked a bit scruffy too like Sturrock, but I doubt the person I saw was actually drunk, infact, he probably didn't have a drop of alcohol all day and is probably a decent enough chap

Think they're being worked, but with the young'uns like Dyer did that time.

Because he is up for sale, same as Skacel. If neither are sold by the end of the month they will be back training with the first team etc according to Saturday's echo.

One thing interests me, neither Gary Lineker or any other TV pundits have questioned Shearer about the rumour, when normally they would.

Ney dramas, cheerski.

Will he be staying?