Master Bates

Did you clean up both times? What was his reaction? Must have been priceless!

That's discriminative to those people without a pinky finger.

Please don't post one at a time, just spent 2 mins clicking in and out, post together. Touche with the Pedo Bear!

Horse walks in to a bar, barman says "hey, why the long face" Horse replies "I've got cancer and they're taking me to the abotoire tomorrow"

Is this connected? http://www.sportsmanagement.co.uk/newsdetail1.cfm?codeID=78973&CFID=35977784&CFTOKEN=14802742

Oh so true

I saw you that day by the way, t'was cool.

Comparing Lowe to a tumour is so uncoth. Compare him to the back end of Karen Matthews.

Bridget the Midget?

On it's way, slowly................

That is fugly Don't turn your nose up at me!

The real question was, are you ugly too? Not sure why Dog backed out ha ha ha I don't mind ugly people tbf, they're safe!

Pianos, I hate pianos. I have no love or hate towards Lowe so I guess I marmite Lowe. I hate Pompey with a passion and haven't said their full name in 3 years, even when it comes to the long road in Woolston, I call that Pompey Road. I dislike Derby, Leeds & Cardiff.

Got it!

PompeyLass, please PM me 'that' pic, can't find it on b-anter.

Supposedly Stephen Hawking has one of the best memories around. It cost £1,500 from PC World ____________ Women. They are confusing creatures, eh? My wife suggested "spicing up" our sex life. But when I suggested to have a threesome with the girl next door, she was disgusted and threw me out. Personally, I don't see the problem. She was the one who said the girl next door was "cute" whilst we were babysitting. ______________________ I came home yesterday and found that my wife had discovered my private camcorder collection and was watching one of them. She looked really shocked and I was really angry. So I ruined it for her and told her the little girl dies at the end.

Such good news

Ah sh*te, don't pay the £5 please. At least you've made your 3 posts for the day anyways.

Best: Weed Worst: Dog poop