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Master Bates

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  1. Just went out for a cigarette when I heard a woman screaming, I looked up the road and saw some guy in a suit run past and then a big fat woman ran past holding her handbag and shouting "My purse, my purse" So I ran after him along with one of my Polish workers who was there at the time. Needless to say the thief jumped a garden fence, got out in to Dorset Street and run towards Bevois Valley. I failed to be a hero.
  2. Rasiak to join Watford in 24hrs, oo'er
  3. He was also in • Staten Island (2008) (post-production) .... Parmie • The Narrows (2008) (completed) .... Vinny Manadoro • The Break-Up (2006) • Five Minutes, Mr. Welles (2005) • Thumbsucker (2005) • Law & Order: Criminal Intent (2005) • Sherlock (2002) • The Salton Sea (2002) • The Red Sneakers (2002) • The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002) • Bark! (2002) • Impostor (2001) • Chelsea Walls (2001) • The Cell (2000) • Steal This Movie (2000) • Happy Accidents (2000) • That Championship Season (1999) • The Thirteenth Floor (1999) • Spanish Judges (1999) • "Men in Black: The Series" - The Big Bad Bug Syndrome (1998) • The Velocity of Gary (1998) • Claire Dolan (1998) • The Newton Boys (1998) • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1998) • Guy (1997) • "Homicide: Life on the Street" - Subway (1997) • Men in Black (1997) • Boys Life 2 (1997) • Good Luck (1996) • Feeling Minnesota (1996) • The Winner (1996) • The Whole Wide World (1996) • Strange Days (1995) • Stuart Saves His Family (1995) • Hotel Paradise (1995) • The Investigator (1994) • Nunzio's Second Cousin (1994) • Imaginary Crimes (1994) • Ed Wood (1994) • Mr. Wonderful (1993) • Household Saints (1993) • Being Human (1993) • Salt on Our Skin (1992) • The Player (1992) • JFK (1991) • Naked Tango (1991) • Fires Within (1991) • Dying Young (1991) • Crooked Hearts (1991) • The Blood of Heroes • Signs of Life (1989) • Mystic Pizza (1988) • "The Equalizer" - Suspicion of Innocence (1987) - Counterfire (1986) • Adventures in Babysitting (1987) • Full Metal Jacket (1987) . • "Miami Vice" (1987) - The Afternoon Plane (1987) • It Don't Pay to Be an Honest Citizen (1984) • The First Turn-On!! (1983)
  4. Jade Goody's going in to the India Big Brother, bad idea imo the fat pig!
  5. http://www.isleofwightweather.co.uk/live_storm_data.htm
  6. Whoooooooosh
  7. +1 And yes to Scummer
  8. Actually no, I don't have C.D.O.
  9. Can't say otherwise you'll know who I am when I do change it, I mean if it were to be changed...........
  10. Lots and lots and lots
  11. Will never catch on.............
  12. Is he dead yet?
  13. There was a press release due tomorrow, guess they changed it to today. TWO hunters claim to have found the body of a dead BIGFOOT. The legendary hairy creature – about 2m tall, with human like teeth – was said to have been found in the US two weeks ago and is being preserved in a freezer. Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who run Bigfoot expeditions, claim they made the astonishing discovery in the woods of north Georgia, in the southeast of the US. The pair and "the real Bigfoot Hunter" Tom Biscardi, who has endorsed the find, plan to front a press conference in California, presenting DNA and photographic "proof." Mr Whitton, a Georgia police officer, and Mr Dyer, a former prison officer, have posted photos of the ape like beast on their searchingforbigfoot website. They say it is a "part human and part ape" male and weighs over 230kg with reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes. Its feet are flat and 41cm long with five toes. The hands also have five fingers and and the teeth are more "human-like than ape like". And they are adamant the find is not a hoax. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d81_1218657928
  14. Agree, especially with a great big fat J.
  15. It's not going down on me
  16. I echo WSS
  17. Can't believe he can't afford the £5 either
  18. The dog needed therapy.
  19. Can't believe it's actually gone either Coming out
  20. I only send private messages to myself, that way if we get into an arguement I always win.
  21. Yeah I saw that last night, by then it was too late, I was gonna mention it but thought i'd might aswell leave it.
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