Master Bates

If I was hairy i'd let you have that one

I would laugh if something happened, mwah ha ha ha ha

Agreed

StuRomseySaint (14)

I think the phone lines in Beijing are poor. Michael Phelps phoned up for a pair of Speedos, and they sent him Gary Glitter & Michael Jackson.

The Burj Dubai tower, the tallest skyscraper in the world, is about to be completed. To celebrate it, David Hobcote has taken a series of amazing high resolution pictures from the air which give an exact impression of the breathtaking, massive scale of this building. Inside, it looks like a set from Blade Runner or the interior of the Death Star. More pics here: http://gizmodo.com/5038788/tallest-skyscraper-in-the-world-almost-completed-defies-belief

B@stards! The claimed recent discovery of Bigfoot in the US state of Georgia has turned out to be a hoax - it was a rubber gorilla suit in a block of ice. Two men said last week they had found a 2.3m-tall (7ft 7in), 226kg (500lb) corpse of the legendary ape-like creature in a wood in June. Two researchers bought the "carcass", encased in ice, for an undisclosed sum. But as it thawed it turned out to be a rubber monkey outfit. Bigfoot has been the subject of decades of hoaxes. Matt Whitton, a police officer, and Rick Dyer, a former prison officer, told a new conference in California last week that they had made the find while hiking. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7571483.stm

Probably already been mentioned but at the fun day there was a wee lad with his football, he was told he had to leave as we needed the money.

Touche

This morning it was only one person's birthday, this evening it's no longer his birthday but 3 other peoples, definetly something up with the calendar. Anyways, Happy Birthday to Essruu, Irvine & SaintKenny

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA

Some won't go because they are in a land far far away, with flowers, bright green grass, rabbits jumping about in colonies and a rainbow smiling, like icing on a christmas cake waiting to be eaten, tasting like fruit brandy.

AHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha

His girlfriend is expecting a wee baby. Reading is only an hour drive so doesn't need to move.

I believe this has happened

Nah, I admit i'm not in to the old one night stand things and I guess women find me repulsive so now long term luck either. Those who haven't seen what I look like are the lucky ones. I have a dog, she's all I need.

Unknown, it's s**t, well, that was until I saw that Rachel on Friday

Told ya I was a big boy

Well done Stevie G

She's too sweet and innocent for that.

Euell

Yeah

I can still see it.

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