Master Bates

Knew the guy didn't look smart enough.

mickn, did I see you in a big red van?

No, the Sainsbury's is in Hedge End.

Just found out that some Skates have been on the rob, drove down the motorway the wrong way, somehow ended up running down the train tracks & have now been caught.

You can take them for free from Police cars or shops in town.

Oh noes, Warsash?

Just don't go outside ok!

There's someone running about with a gun.

We've spoken about a takeover, about schools, how's about a bus that's due to be unveiled at 3pm today?

It's "for" not "fopr" (__((____________() ڪے

+1.

Only you oldies would know

Let the world's first vibrator help you. Can't hide this one under your bed.

I wish, but the draw for the third round of the Carling Cup will take place on the Sky Sports Soccer Saturday Show http://www.ntfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10425~1375123,00.html

tbf he's a doctor, couldn't he have saved his son?

It's all about the technology though

Scary dudes

Iran has 12,000,000 troops? Rank --- State --- Active Troops --- Reserve Force --- Paramilitary --- Total Troops --- Per 1000 Citizens 01/01/00 Flag of Iran Iran 545,000[1] 350,000[2] 11,390,000[3] 12,285,000 29/06/00 02/01/00 Flag of Vietnam Vietnam 484,000[4] 4,000,000[5] 5,080,000[5] 9,564,000 23/04/00 03/01/00 Flag of the People's Republic of China People's Republic of China** 2,255,000[6] 800,000[6] 3,969,000[6] 7,024,000 05/01/00 04/01/00 Flag of North Korea North Korea** 1,106,000[7] 4,700,000[7] 189,000[7] 5,995,000 15/09/00 05/01/00 Flag of South Korea South Korea 687,000[8] 4,500,000[8] 22,000[8] 5,209,000 15/04/00 06/01/00 Flag of India India** 1,325,000[9] 1,155,000[9] 1,293,300[9] 3,773,300 03/01/00 07/01/00 Flag of the United States United States** 1,437,713[10] 1,458,500[10] 453,000[10] 3,399,213 11/01/00 08/01/00 Flag of Russia Russia** 1,037,000[11] 2,000,000[12] 359,100[13] 3,396,100 23/01/00 09/01/00 Flag of the Republic of China Republic of China (Taiwan) 290,000[14] 1,653,500[14] 22,000[14] 1,965,000 26/03/00 10/01/00 Flag of Brazil Brazil 287,000[15] 1,115,000[15] 285,600[15] 1,687,600 09/01/00 11/01/00 Flag of Ukraine Ukraine 361,000[16] 1,000,000[17] 112,500[18] 1,473,500 03/02/00 12/01/00 Flag of Pakistan Pakistan** 619,000[19] 528,000[19] 302,000[19] 1,449,000 08/01/00 13/01/00 Flag of Cuba Cuba 46,000[20] 39,000[20] 1,146,500[20] 1,231,500 21/04/00 14/01/00 Flag of Egypt Egypt 450,000[21] 254,000[21] 405,000[22] 1,109,000 14/01/00 15/01/00 Flag of Turkey Turkey 514,850[23] 380,000[24] 148,700[25] 1,043,550 14/01/00 16/01/00 Flag of Indonesia Indonesia 316,000[26] 400,000[26] 207,000[27] 923,000 04/01/00 17/01/00 Flag of France France** 259,050[28] 419,000[29] 101,400[30] 779,450 12/01/00 19/01/00 Flag of Thailand Thailand 306,600[31] 200,000[32] 113,700[33] 625,300 10/01/00 18/01/00 Flag of Germany Germany 247,712[34] 358,650[35] 0 606,362 07/01/00 20/01/00 Flag of Israel Israel* 177,000[36] 408,000[37] 8,050[38] 584,050 23/03/00

Because he'd fit in well there, it'll be just like being back in Vietnam, just without the lovely landscape.

The draw is Saturday lunch, most probably get Pompey at home.

SHAMED paedophile Gary Glitter is hiding in a seaside bolthole in Hampshire, it was revealed today. He was spotted venturing out on a shopping trip with a friend wearing a ginger wig, straw hat and jeans, on the south coast. http://www.thisishampshire.net/news/hampshirenews/display.var.2433729.0.shamed_gary_glitter_in_hampshire_hideaway.php

Anyone listening to Radio Solent? Rumours of Surman going on loan to Birmingham

It should be a stand up comedian.

:smt103 We're the only 3 who knows, so lets keep it like that