Master Bates

:shock:

Only this morning I was thinkng, wouldn't it be spooky if someone started a thread that someone else spookingly thought about that same morning.

Oh, but one did

Already been done, google 'Palin topless' Love ya nickh

Off you more like

Nigel Pearson won manager of the month, true story

Following Sarah Palin’s emergence on the national stage, the blogosphere lit up with reports that Governor Palin does not actually hail from Wasilla, Alaska but from a planet known as Wazeela. The tiny planet, which is located some 37,000 miles due east from the Sun, is known to be rich with fossil fuels that lie beneath snow-capped peaks. Internet reports also cited the particularly short 5-month gestation period of Wazeela females as proof that Palin was, in fact, a Palien.

You'd never catch me unless of course you cunningly use bait

Carlsberg don't do family slaughter... but Fosters do.

Bushism's are good.

Google image 'bush', then say that again

And for those of us not clever enough to use big words Now stop being vociferous

Obama-Biden, not exactly the best partnership.

Just call 'The Bapman'.

And once he's in he'll keep coming back.

Only once Wiping using the dogs tail, if your dog doesn't have a tail then licking.

It's alright, i'll do it WSS

Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home?

I say keep Bush, you can never go wrong with a bit of Bush.

Sarah Palin's 17 yr old daughter, Bristol Palin, is an up the duff underage drinking mess.