Master Bates

I saw a video of a man doing a jump from an aeroplane, he jumped, parachute opened and he made it to the floor. Second jump, he jumped out and the parachute opened, but alas, there was a gust of wind which blew the poor man over a crocodile enclosure, he landed but, well you know......... (See Faces of Death 3)

Do I smoke all my green just in case?

Some old people enjoy a bit of sun

Gardeners isn't that great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9myUuhDRZ8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcbHbK-0rrM&feature=related

Ghostbusters 3 No official plot yet, but they hope to bring back the guys from the previous installments. 9.08.08 The Chicago Tribune got hold of writer/actor Harold Ramis, who confirms and offers additional info on the project. He reveals that Judd Apatow and crew may be involved and the storyline will likely revolve around the original Ghostbusters mentoring a younger group of hopefuls, similar to the late 90's animated series, Extreme Ghostbusters. Here's what he had to say:

JC 2 I agree pretty poor, I liked the kills in WT2 & FD3.

Saw 5 Also due out between now and 2009 Diary of the Dead 2 Begins where the first film ends, where the remaining characters have fought their way through a mansion filled with zombies and have escaped to a remote island, and once again find themselves in yet another battle with the walking dead. George Romero is done with the first draft of the script and is in the process of fine-tuning it. Once that's done, he simply has to wait for the go-ahead from the studio to beging filming. Final Destination 4 The film follows a group of young people, who are once again stalked by death, after one of them receives a premonition that ends up saving their lives during a deadly racecar crash that kills the drivers and many onlookers in the stands. Filming begins sometime in February '09 in New Orleans. Jeepers Creepers 3: The Creeper Walks Among Us. Set 23 years after the previous film, we follow Trish Jenner (Gina Phillips), who is now a mother. Realizing that the return of the Creeper is just around the corner, she begins to have terrible recurring nightmares of her own teenage son confronting the creature and suffering the same fate as her deceased brother. Now a rich and powerful woman, she's determined to finally put an end to the Creeper once and for all. REC 2 This project is currently "in talks" and nothing has been confirmed. The original production company Filmax has shown interest and the likelihood of a sequel actually happening seems high. It's said that this sequel will have the same handheld look and "claustrophobic concept" as the first. Wrong Turn 3 Not much is known about the project other than it is in the early stages of development. Viewers may or may not remember director Declan O'Brien's work on various Sci-Fi movie originals. Wrong Turn 2 director Joe Lynch will apparently not be involved. The Toolbox Murders 2 FX artist Dean Jones' directorial debut. Expect more deaths and background info on the killer this time. No word yet on what kind of involvement remake director Tobe Hooper will have on the film. Original remake writers Adam Gierasch and Jace Anderson were going to return at one point, but were eventually replaced by Jeffrey Reddick. Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever In this film the flesh-eating virus makes its way out of the woods and into a high school prom.

I believe there was a Large Hardon Collider in Winchester Prison last night.

He might have said it, I just remember seeing the words of an old calendar thing my mum had from the 60's.

Advise who? Whether or not you agree, the weather will be either sunny or sh*te, whether you like it or not. As a rule a man's a fool, When it's hot he want's it cool, When it's cool he want's it hot, Always wanting what is not.

I like Piers Morgan, he's a smug ***t, wonder if he looks better without hair? Anyways, back on topic Piers

Weston-super-Mare and now Lancashire

Are you screwing that fish?

Anger Management http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3655465.Poortvliet_s_anger_management/

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s*it."

Apparently we're going to make a third bid in the January transfer window http://www.fansonline.net/southampton/article.php?id=320

You smoke too much

wtf?

In our house, HP & Daddies Sauce are two different things.

Apparently been offered a 1 year contract, let's wait and see.

I choose.................................... Soulja Girl