Master Bates

Not a red card, but I remember John Beresford's debut lasting what seemed like 5 mins due to getting seriously injured, this also introduced the world to Wayne Bridge.

I miss Grant Coleman, true story.

Nah, I just get scottish people and rivers

Ask saintkip

Indeed.

How about a name to google?

Rule 1

Friday: Went round my mates Saturday: Cut the grass Sunday morning: Lost at football Sholing Saints 0 Bridge Inn 1, game got abandoned after 75mins due to a Bridge Inn player spitting in the ref's face, they've been given the 1-0 win as well, it's a f*cking joke! Sunday afternoon/evening: Watched Saints lose 4-1 2/10

HEART-rending tributes were last night paid by grieving friends of Page 3 girl Jenny Grant after the 19-year-old took her own life. Tragic Jenny is feared to have committed suicide hours after rowing with close friends on a night out. The beauty — this year’s winner of The Sun’s Page 3 Idol contest — was found hanged after her worried boyfriend raised the alarm at 4am on Saturday. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1688800.ece :mad:

My local chippy in Montague Avenue is closing, owners retiring, been round there for about 30 yrs.

Yeah he's fat and Welsh, paints the white lines on the roads if you ever get chatting to a fat bloke in there who's Welsh and he's harmless, just don't let him sit on ya he kidnapped me once in the Royal South Hants

I'm frigid hence the PM list

Why, are you frigid?

Do you know fat Welsh Roger?

My brother died reading, got hit by a bus.

Does one read when it's raining and if so does your book have a special umbrella?

Phew, luckily I done that this morning. Have some cake

You have a PM on b-anter when you eventually wish to read it.

I only buy the real stuff.

:shock:

Do you think that Jesus was the first pin-up icon?

I wasn't one of the 12.

Sounds likes they need me over there. An automatic hoover.