Master Bates

He might have said it, I just remember seeing the words of an old calendar thing my mum had from the 60's.

Advise who? Whether or not you agree, the weather will be either sunny or sh*te, whether you like it or not. As a rule a man's a fool, When it's hot he want's it cool, When it's cool he want's it hot, Always wanting what is not.

I like Piers Morgan, he's a smug ***t, wonder if he looks better without hair? Anyways, back on topic Piers

Weston-super-Mare and now Lancashire

Are you screwing that fish?

Anger Management http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3655465.Poortvliet_s_anger_management/

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s*it."

Apparently we're going to make a third bid in the January transfer window http://www.fansonline.net/southampton/article.php?id=320

You smoke too much

wtf?

In our house, HP & Daddies Sauce are two different things.

Apparently been offered a 1 year contract, let's wait and see.

I choose.................................... Soulja Girl

I saw Crab Lungs, took a piccy too

Unless your name's Kerry Katona

In our house HP and Daddies Sauce aren't the same thing.

yeah it is

So, do you reckon he looks better with or without hair? I say he looks better without. With Without

Yesh

If it was official then i'd disagree.

Yeah it does actually just in case, my bad, cheers Ponty.

I just googled Jill, now I need the toilet

Did you do it right?

Yes

You can't spell sponsored. I suggest you get a mod to change the title to "Teh Official Rate yer weekend fred, - sponsored by Legal Aid, for all your pub suing needs"