Master Bates

Jan Poortvliet is facing an untimely defensive injury crisis ahead of today’s visit of Barnsley http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3689014.Injury_crisis_at_Saints/ I can't believe I was stupid enough to forget!!!!!

Tonight: Currently eating corn beef hash topped with cheese and ketchup, St Helens v Leeds then who knows. Saturday: Pub, football, pub. Sunday morning: Football away to FC Fenner. Afternoon: Go round my mates or chill.

Ruin her, i'd bang her so hard her eyes would pop out her head.

I would.

I think my uncle was a ventriloquist, He used to put his hand up my bum and tell me not to talk.

One man's rubbish is another man's treasure.

In England they are.

1 & 19 I guess.

Not for a kebab, for chicken and chips.

Have a smoke and take a wee kip.

Nah it's not, the pink bits are the best nom nom nom

There's a Chicken Land in Bedford Place, never opens at lunch times for some strange reason.

Finished last nights KFC.

It's carp

Yeah, she had poisonous ones.

I'm voting, they're backing safe standing.

News from Baj & Granty says that the £5 was a fake.

I'm with Lloyds & HSBC, I have no idea what happens next.

How lucky that I just happen to live opposite a horse field then.

Go back on holiday and we'll start playing teams off the park again.

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At St Mary's yes. I also didn't agree with the swing lowe chants, need to get behind the team and I don't mean in a gay way either. ¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨- ¨°º¤ø„-----------¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨-------------``°º¤ø„¸ ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°

Yeah I do, but then I guess I do do too many drugz................

Fair enough, hope you don't mind me saying that you have a relaxing looking pussy.