Master Bates

Too damn easy

Being a cannibal is better

I bet I could eat me a DSM though :smt033

Can you not just cut it out?

Agreed, i'd go for Massimo Taibi. If wearing skin-tight tracksuit bottoms didn’t raise suspicion, then his catastrophic blunder at home to us was about to make him an instant legend. Going down to receive a powder-puff shot from Matt Le Tissier, Taibi – with enough time to go and make himself a Bruschetta Pomodoro – somehow managed to let the ball slip straight through his hands and gapping legs, with the ball trickling over the line at a speed that even a snail would be distraught with. If that wasn’t embarrassing enough, Taibi came straight out and blamed anything he possible could; his studs, the pitch, Jupiter’s position in relation to Uranus. It was all a bit too humiliating, not to mention painfully funny. Taibi had one last chance against Chelsea, but a 5-0 thrashing that including more schoolboy gaffe’s and even a Chris Sutton goal – his only other goal for Chelsea being against Hull - saw Taibi being sent back to Italy before you could say ‘Arrivederci!’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtxmFGrDF8Q

Just had a spoonful of spag bol, i'm full up for the day.

Ah, no they don't.

No excuse, there's plenty of people on benefits at the stadium.

A finger of kit kat Dairylea dunkers Crisps Pepperami Crisps

the time is right..... about time Going For Gold is coming back. Legendary host Henry Kelly, 62, is NOT returning — but the famously catchy theme tune will be safely in place. Newsreader John Suchet is to front the new weekday Channel Five series, which originally ran from 1987 to 1996 on BBC1. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1757274.ece

Wait about 7:30pm then highlights/goals should be found here until the next edition of South Today http://www.bbc.co.uk/southtoday/latest_stories/index.shtml Click on South Today See the latest programme in full. Then fast forward to about 20mins. As I say not yet though cause it's still yesterdays episode.

I went last night, bumped in to me future father in law and bounced straight back off. Was a good game imo, Davis is having a blast!

I've missed my spot, 8/10, I can say this Saturday evening looks interesting though.

ok ok ok and I hate your avatar

What you said

Joe Kinnear :lol: :lol:

Joe Kinnear :lol: :lol:

Neither, I sing along with f**k off pompey, pompey f**k off. I do the same when ever I hear the clock chimes at the Civic Centre.

I can't, i'm a gentleman.

I've had a Rule 1 pm'd to me.

I done that once and ended up having to fellate with my Area Manager called Caroline, she was annoying.

Kick him in the balls

Ponty's F1, he can go 250mph no arguement.

You all need to toke some weed and relax.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha