Master Bates

Yeah that'll do, although for your missus' sake I hope you can raise other things

No I don't get to watch tele on a Sunday, only dvds.

I'd say a woodpecker, however some may claim him to be a carved wooden book-end type of bird.

Because she hasn't been circumcised?

Animals not whatever a thread's classed as, I reckon an eagle would suit you for some reason.

We've all seen robots made by the Japanese, some are creature type like robot spiders, some look basic, some are tall and ropey whilst others are small and loveable Well, now Japan have made the most human like robot EVER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-Jl6Hb5Vw THIS is the most life-like robot suit ever – the cyber girl Repliee R-1. Based on a real five-year-old Japanese girl, this machine was built to look just like a human. It has 50 sensors and a series of motors to help it move and has been built to help pensioners and disabled people move better. Japanese boffins from Tsukuba University developed the Hybrid Assistive Limb (HAL) suit using flexible silicon skin. And robotics company Cyberdyne Inc are set to start making it on a mass scale on Friday.

Ongoing discussion at work today, I know birds masterbate but do chickens actually have sexy times with each other? I was told that the c*ck, (or rooster) throws the hen down on her belly, stands on her back, and bites her hard on the neck while he is sticking it to her, but is this true and would it not be considered rape?

If talking about nickh, should it not read 'The OAP...'

What would it be and why? I'd probably go with a gorilla, they're big and scary so it could be my personal bodyguard.

The Ouija Board has been considered a tool for contacting the spiritual world for decades. People always wonder whether it is real. Some people do not believe in the spiritual world whatsoever. Writers of occult literature love to talk about the Ouija board's ancient roots. Ouija boards, they tell us, were in use in ancient Greece, Rome, China, or whatever other cultures the authors deem important. They steadfastly maintain that modern Ouija boards are the direct descendants of its more primitive ancestors. If the ancestor wasn't a Ouija board exactly, it was "Ouija-like." This can mean that almost any early divination device qualifies. Few question this and new writers repeat the words of the old without thinking very critically about it. Do you believe and has anyone experienced it?

Mmm, i'll do a lounge one now then :smt051

I will be following Saint-Etienne for some strange reason.

I understand what i'm missing out on.

they could live in earlier times, like the 60's, 70's, 80's, or 90's? I would give up my computer and cell phones just to live in one of those times, most probably the late 60's early 70's for the weed factor \\:D/ Wouldn't mind going further back in time and experiencing a Victorian Christmas.

Stuck on level 3 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462774

I plan on having my friends get me stuffed, dress me up as Santa Claus then throwing me off the top of a building with a noose around my neck. Or get them to just have my body donated to science, where hot female scientists can play with my body in sexual ways.

Friday: Not much Saturday: Drank, watched sh*t sports, continued drinking Sunday: Game away to the skates called off, chilled in the afternoon. 4/10

I don't have your personal one. You fancy forwarding me a copy of your cv?

Im_no_sinner?

£1m

What's got your goat today?

Happy Birthday

Fair enough

With most of the English army tied up in the Middle East getting shot at by Americans, could the Scottish Armed Forces sneakily invade England or would good ole English civilians be able to hold them off and even defeat them, without any help from their military? I'd say we may be screwed, if I was big and 'ard i'd say "my taxes pay your unemployment benefits, ginger." :smt070