Master Bates

Describe what you think the poster above you looks like in real life.....hair colour, eyes, clothing, scene etc.... Be nice, and don't bag anyone out!

Cheapskate, i'm sure mine was more than £5. tbf this months are still here, just a shame Rasiak's lurking in the background.

I ordered 3 dvds from HMV which were delivered to my sisters address who was at work, instead of posting them through the letterbox they left all 3 outside her front door, and this was in Thornhill!

+4 And ladysaint is hawt!

Exactly ps: can't see the pic and also cat spanking looks interesting (youtube)

H-I-T-L-E-R Driving down the streets in the fancy car Say H-I-T-L-E-R Thought we'd never make it but here we are The name is A! And I'm back in command Cause I'm the illest fuhrer Representing Deutschland Reich 1, reich 2, reich 3 That's me! The mastermind behind World War 3 No, 2! My bad! Oh well, start it over! Been gone for so long but now I'm back and I'ma show ya Everybody Hitler-hatin' when they speak my name But it's the new millenium and the Fuhrer has changed And what I bet ya'll didn't know is now I'm down with the jews! The gypsies, homosexuals and retards too! Cause I stopped burnin' people, started burnin' CD's Stopped battlin' the world, started battlin' MC's Just started bustin' rhymes, finally found my groove And now the 'S.S' on my jacket stands for 'Super Smooth' Driving down the street in my Panzer tank Sittin' drinkin' Cris' with my biach Anne Frank And when I step into the club's you know I'm steppin with style Raise my left hand, party people say 'Heil!' Got a page from Eva Braun, that I'll say that I missed There's a party up at Schindlers and I'm on his 'A-list!' Cause I put my past behind! Ya'll can think what you will! But no more propoganda, it's Triumph of the ill! H-I-T-L-E-R Driving down the streets in the fancy car Say H-I-T-L-E-R Thought we'd never make it but here we are

Yes Royal Mail are poo, but the online postcode/address search is great.

Takeover completed http://www.clubfanzine.com/southampton/v2.forum.topic.bythread.php?id_t=75273&piece=re598383&id_categ=37

You evil cow, I would have at least stopped to laugh at the silly old bint. I once had teeth taken out.

£20. £30 if blood squirts in my mouth.

I popped my anus grape if that counts.

Scoring on 22 and 62 minutes.

She looks like Linda Hunt

Good move! SKY Sports legend Jeff Stelling is set to become the new host of hit telly quiz Countdown. The sharp-witted Soccer Saturday frontman will replace retiring presenter Des O’Connor. Stelling, who has become a cult hero on Sky’s six-hour footie results service, was linked with Countdown in 2005 after the death of legendary host Richard Whiteley. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1804555.ece

Bought some baby oil to stop it sticking to the frying pan.

What's the difference between a hand job and the World Trade Center? With a hand job it usually collapses with less than 3000 yanks.

I don't know.

Um, my Saints dog bowl because I have a King Charles Cavalier and now her ears go into the bowl and food gets on her fur and makes it knotted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimaera 33ft

Sunfish or "Mola Mola" Giant Jellyfish or "Nomura's Jellyfish"

Emma Place, 21, took this eerie photo on her phone at Hull’s £53million attraction The Deep. She said: “It’s spooky.” One boss at the aquarium, once a hospital isolation ward, said: “There’ll be a logical explanation. We just can’t find it.” http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1804838.ece