Master Bates

Lose 4-1 Beattie hat trick

The dilemma is you can't spell dilemma.

Animals are good for presents, I got my nephew a puppy for xmas, I did get it for him for last year but left it in the box up in the loft, so he can have it this year instead.

McNaught And Colombia looks like a horse.

Spot on

We all get that extra hour in bed

I nearly came in to your pub yesterday afternoon, walked straight passed, but alas I had no wallet. I was gonna see if I could get a sneaky one on the house, but you don't know me well enough for me to ask

Not sure, how does it work?

Do the board still give Poortvliet a vote of confidence?

I like Miss Australia. Look at France Please try not to quote the pic seeing as it's a biggun, cheerski.

Good stuff, they're almost as old as you.

I forgot to mention Brain Dead.

Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

A FORMER Top Gun told yesterday how he was ordered to shoot down a massive UFO — over NORWICH. RAF controllers told US pilot Milton Torres to “lock on” and launch all 24 of his rockets over the city. Tale ... Milton Torres as a young man, and today Tale ... Milton Torres as a young man, and today But as he came within seconds of firing at the alien intruder — “the size of an aircraft carrier” on his radar — it vanished at 10,000mph. The amazing close encounter is revealed in secret Ministry of Defence X-Files which are declassified today. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article1830693.ece ┏┫　　｜　｜　　┣┓　　┏┓　 ┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　　┣┫　 　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓　if any of this sh*t 　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　　　　┃　wasted ur time ━━━━┃　┃　　　　┗━┳┳━┛　copy and paste

Tis a joke

+1.

A Hampshire couple believe they may have spotted a UFO above the New Forest. Hordle resident Chris Hughes’ Sunday evening in front of the television was interrupted by the sighting of a floating orange light in the night sky. He had been sat with his wife when she spotted a peardrop-shaped object through the window at around 9.45pm. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3772244.Couple_spot_UFO_above_Forest/ A PASSENGER jet coming in to land at Heathrow had a near miss with a UFO, the MoD files revealed. The Alitalia flight’s captain, Achille Zaghetti, was at 22,000ft when he saw the brown, 10ft-long, missile-shaped object 1,000ft above him. He said: “At once I said, ‘Look out’ to my co-pilot, who looked and saw what I’d seen.” Air traffic controllers also reported an unidentified object on their screens. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article1830761.ece

A “FLYING saucer” is photographed in daylight over a town — in a snap hailed as one of the most important ever pieces of evidence of alien life. The UFO shot across the sky in front of clouds above Dudley in the West Midlands. A startled visitor to Dudley Castle captured the amazing image, and sent it to a police detective who collects UFO sightings. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article1830727.ece A passenger jet bound for Heathrow Airport had a near miss with a UFO, Ministry of Defence files reveal. The captain of the Alitalia airliner shouted "Look out" to his co-pilot at the sight of a brown missile-shaped object shooting past them overhead. Civil Aviation Authority and military investigations could not explain the 1991 incident near Lydd in Kent. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7679145.stm

I have an old senial ginger moggy called Sumo, take him for nothing!

So I received my Saints catalogue of merchandise, I shall definitely be shelling out for one of the dogs Saints shirts for my little doggy

Saints Academy defender Sam Argent had plenty of reasons to celebrate this Friday after he signed professional terms with the club on his 17th birthday. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=10756

Cheers St Landy, I now have his signature which can be used in many ways, mwah ha ha ha ha :smt045 Kind regards

My life has been ruined by his comment.

You came round mine once with what looked like pink lipstick, oh and the answer to the pm is yes, or if you want I can try get it tonight.