Master Bates

His name is Sweep, true story

It looks like an elephant tumour. No one's mentioned piano.

MEDICS are studying a rare skin disorder that enables sufferers to use their bodies as ’walking notebooks’. Patients with the syndrome – artificial urticaria – discover that words stay on their skin if they gently write on themselves using a fingernail. One sufferer being studied is Chinese grandmother Huang Xiangji – whose body is covered in poems and notes. The 50-year-old – dubbed ’The Paper Woman' – says her condition comes in “very useful” as she can use her arms to write shopping lists. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1836798.ece

Google image 'cut balls'

Also the lesson that it's a dog eat dog world out there, think of no one and no one else, except me & Landy of course, me because i'm the next generation and Landy because he's a historic grade 2 listed homosapien.

That's alright, at least you ain't a pikey.

I will add you to messenger so I can say I have friends.

You've unlocked a world of abuse now. Draino, did you yale out loud when you done it?

Mmm, made by a volcano

Dear Susan, I am writing to tell you that our relationship must end, I am not the man you think I am. For a long time I have been sexually attracted to your sister. On several occasions I have had sex with her and I know you will find this unbearable. What is probably worse than sleeping with your sister is the fact that I have also been having a sexual relationship with your mother. Add this to the fact that, after a drunken night out, I had anal sex with your brother, you will now see what a terrible person I am. One final confession susan. Shortly after I started a sexual relationship with you, your father started pestering me for sex and yes I gave in to him. And so Susan you must now see why I must end our relationship. I know this is all a shock but it is better out in the open. I am so very sorry if I've hurt you,I never meant to. Your loving brother, David xxx

Now this is the key question in all of this.

I'm proud to be a UK citizen.

I'm laughing, is this wrong?

I won't turn this round to be a reference of you talking about yer wotsit. Apparently though as some lands melt, other new lands will be formed, somehow :smt108

If you're hard you can only choose 1, if you're weak you can choose a maximum of 3. I'll take 6, 17 and 19

What a remarkable thread, now in the following picture you can see how parts of Earth are shrinking

We must find this thing, borrow all of his Super Soakers, and then take them for a battle of epic proportions. Anyone have any strange fetishes?

Do you or Weston Super Saint find much money in your pub toilets?

Use your hands and ye shall find them.

Only just seen this post, what's it like? Just googled it and sounds good, may have to buy it and The Dentist 2 although the second one seems the same as the first with him catching his lover cheating http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0161492/plotsummary So saint lardy, what are your humble opinions of 'The Dentist', worth me buying it?

Well that's got the bit between me teeth, pastey comment though not very cool gate. Where's flossy, thought she would have posted by now.

Now back to work.