Master Bates

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1841494.ece

Don't pi5s on my fire

The Olympics!

Nice strike there.

Surely it's better than what Michael Jackson does, actually surely anything is.

Anyways enough of "The Bates & Landy Show", back on topic.............

When Tony the Tiger said it was. +1

That isn't sounding fair to me, I can rent Im no sinner out to you.

You mean they can read :shock: I thought they just sat around all day eating food, hey! now wait one god damn minute, are you American?

Yeah but then aren't most things? christ, if I had done that the list would be endless.

Can you make it so it's only free to those who paid the £5 subscription fee?

Calm down fella, go get a cigar and smoke like a chimney as usual.

Sailing - Sitting on ones butt whilst the wind blows them around in a circle. It's not as though you have to change the rigging, rudder and dagger or centre board, you don't have to manage the force of the wind on the sails in order to change the direction and speed of the boat. It's not as though you need to master the skill that requires experience in varying wind and sea conditions, as well as knowledge concerning sailboats.

His name is Sweep, true story

It looks like an elephant tumour. No one's mentioned piano.

MEDICS are studying a rare skin disorder that enables sufferers to use their bodies as ’walking notebooks’. Patients with the syndrome – artificial urticaria – discover that words stay on their skin if they gently write on themselves using a fingernail. One sufferer being studied is Chinese grandmother Huang Xiangji – whose body is covered in poems and notes. The 50-year-old – dubbed ’The Paper Woman' – says her condition comes in “very useful” as she can use her arms to write shopping lists. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1836798.ece

Google image 'cut balls'

Also the lesson that it's a dog eat dog world out there, think of no one and no one else, except me & Landy of course, me because i'm the next generation and Landy because he's a historic grade 2 listed homosapien.

That's alright, at least you ain't a pikey.

I will add you to messenger so I can say I have friends.

You've unlocked a world of abuse now. Draino, did you yale out loud when you done it?

Mmm, made by a volcano

Dear Susan, I am writing to tell you that our relationship must end, I am not the man you think I am. For a long time I have been sexually attracted to your sister. On several occasions I have had sex with her and I know you will find this unbearable. What is probably worse than sleeping with your sister is the fact that I have also been having a sexual relationship with your mother. Add this to the fact that, after a drunken night out, I had anal sex with your brother, you will now see what a terrible person I am. One final confession susan. Shortly after I started a sexual relationship with you, your father started pestering me for sex and yes I gave in to him. And so Susan you must now see why I must end our relationship. I know this is all a shock but it is better out in the open. I am so very sorry if I've hurt you,I never meant to. Your loving brother, David xxx

Now this is the key question in all of this.

I'm proud to be a UK citizen.