Master Bates

Scooby Doo, Where Are You!

It's a conspiracy.

Beer, Devon Part of the East Devon World Heritage Coast Down in Devon, down in Devon, There's a village by the sea, It's a little piece of heaven And the angels call it Beer!

. . . . . . . . . . . . she refuses to swallow

Get drunk, put a cone on your head and run around on the motorway, oh wait............................

Do not want :smt027

I have a hole in my skin for the poppy to stand in.

Take off safe search, find it on the top row of pics.

I see nothing. 10 fails for you.

Bedfords £2.10 a pint

Very nice with ketchup.

I google imaged 'Creme Caramels', i'm now off to make some 'creme' of my own. Sir, I salute you.

Good news, cheers Jammy.

I went there once, can't remember what happened.

Not a nice forum called 4chan. 4chan is an English-language imageboard website based on the Japanese Futaba Channel. Launched on October 1, 2003 by "moot" (allegedly "Christopher Poole"), its boards are primarily used for the posting of pictures and discussion of manga and anime. Users generally post anonymously, and the site has been linked to Anonymous culture and Project Chanology. The Guardian describes 4chan as "at once brilliant, ridiculous and alarming". The "/b/" board is by far 4chan's most popular forum. It is known as the "random" board; there are minimal rules on posted content. It is thus notorious on the Internet; Gawker.com once claimed in jest that "reading /b/ will melt your brain". The site has generated broad media attention, and its members have been responsible for the formation and popularization of Internet memes such as lolcats, rickrolling, and the popularity of the Tay Zonday song "Chocolate Rain". It has also received media attention for its attacks against other websites and Internet users, and for the threats of real world violence that have been posted on it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan

All except for numbers 3 & 10. Oooo, a numbers game..........

Thought we already established it wasn't St Landrew's birthday. Happy belated birthday Johnny.

Are you considering killing yourself? If one, or more, of these reasons apply to you then maybe it's about time. 1. No Luck With Girls You can't find a date. When you talk to girls you freeze up and don't know what to say. You're too ugly or fat to have a good shot with girls. Girls consider your personality to be as interesting as a rock. The last time you've been laid was in that wet dream you had the other night. You say you're a virgin who is waiting for the right girl, but you know that's a load of bull****. You think a girls boobs feel like sandbags. You are pathetic. Don't want to spend the rest of your life jacking off? Suicide may be right for you. 2. Nobody Likes You Anyway When's the last time you were invited to a party? How many calls do you get from friends a day? I bet the answer is zero. You suck. Nobody likes you because you have nothing interesting about yourself. You're not outgoing at all and people think of you as a nerd. If you have friends at all they're only your friends because they are just as pathetic as you are. If you kill yourself you'll be doing your friends a favor because maybe they'll gain the courage to follow your footsteps. 3. You're Gay Afraid of coming out of the closet? You see those flaming faggots walking around and you're afraid to associate yourself as one of them? Parents might disown you? You don't want to lose your family and be taunted by all your friends, yet you don't want to live a life in denial and sadness. If this applies to you, maybe you should just end it already. 4. Life's a Biach Remember those dreams you used to have as a kid of that profession you always wanted to become? Well this certainly isn't it. You didn't go to college and have a salary that hardly gets you anything. Your life is in the ****ter right now in payments. You can't afford health insurance. Don't wait for the election to end, just kill yourself. 5. Parents Don't Understand You You're a teenager and your parents don't cut you the slack that you feel you deserve. You've been called a spoiled brat, but that doesn't matter to you. Inside you feel that your parents just can't get to your level. If this is you then you're not just doing yourself a favor by killing yourself, but the rest of the world. Just ****ing do it already, you spoiled brat. 6. Erectile Dysfunction Its understandable, I would do it in your situation as well. 7. You Did Something Really Embarrassing Did you do something unbelievably embarassing in front of your friends, family, classmates, professors, or anyone close to you? Is it so ridiculously embarassing that you have nightmares just thinking about how awkward talking to these people will be? Farted in class or on a date? Shat your pants? Go for it. 8. Someone Close To You Died If you've recently lost someone close to you- a parent, sibling, or any other loved one- you're probably going through a lot of pain right now. You question what the point of living without this loved one is, how you can continue without this loved one. Well maybe you can't, and that's why suicide is perfect for you. If this loved one is a pet and you're feeling this bad about it you should kill yourself as quickly as possible because you are a pathetic mother ****er. 9. You're In A Lot of Physical Pain If you have cancer, or maybe even the common cold, and the pain is too great for you, it may be time to consider suicide. Think about it, by killing yourself all that pain goes away in one final release. It can be painless and quick too. Sure, you have a chance of recovering, but is it worth chemotherapy, or those hours of sneezing into handkerchiefs? 10. You're a 4chaner No explanation necessary.

So, it was said that the home game closest to All Saints Day we would have a minute applause / silence for all those lost within the year. Would that have been Tuesday 28th per chance? Or will someone from the club now read this and do the minute applause / silence for this Saturday claiming they'd rather do it when there's more home fans rather than admit they've forgotten? If they have forgotten, then for shame, whether it was their idea in the first place or not (I believe it may have been L Crouch). If it's because they'd rather do it when there are more home fans then why? what's the point, if they aren't gonna show then tough.

Another 10/10

You better be boy.

Tottenham Hotspurs?

Surprised no one's chipped away at any jokes yet, especially with it being fry-day.