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Master Bates

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  1. It's 9/11. Hey America. Happy Remembrance Sunday. Lest we forget. I will pause at 11am as usual.
  2. That could be any number of people.
  3. :smt102 possibly
  4. Christmas is cancelled for my cousin this year. And what does Jade Goody get? cremated.
  5. You WILL got to the pub after work. Calv, is it one of the kiosks you're working in on Saturday or upstairs in the Mick Channon suite? If the kiosks how's about a free pie & pint at half time?
  6. ha ha ha, he lets in at least 2 goals a game let 2 in for Bognor again at the weekend.
  7. Hung his puppy upside down by a rope?
  8. Nah, he runs the payroll company in our office. It is if you look upside down.
  9. I tried a failed takeover.
  10. I'm currently in the same room as Chris Tardif if he counts, plus I saw him this morning, lunch and this afternoon.
  11. Hilary Clinton & daughter both had pussy's, damnation!
  12. 2009???? I thought last of the summer wine stopped filming years ago. Hey ho cazza! I would pm but alas.
  13. Your poppy is on upside down.
  14. Ross Grant / Russ Grant
  15. From the gist of it I understand they went to meet 'that fan' who never got his season ticket for the first time ever this season and try to reason with him, and it worked. Didn't say who had been invited but mentioned who was there Poortvliet, Wotte, Holmes and Forecast.
  16. Your mummy
  17. Mike Wilde®
  18. Be different, get a cat and then it could be the first ever cat in the White House.
  19. Cheers for meeting me at lunch Jilly, what did you think of my BMW?
  20. Mentioned back page of the Echo about 50 odd people in The Osbourne asking questions etc, and about some fan who never bought a season ticket for the first time ever has now decided to come back to St Marys, big news. Well done that man for having the guts to come back whilst most had the guts to renew.
  21. (such a shame it's smiling)
  22. .
  23. T'was true.
  24. But no, porridge is nice and runnyish (depending on how you prefer it, lumpy or runny like diarrhea), where as weetabix is like a paste.
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