Master Bates

Exactly, we're more like 3 stars at the moment

Ooo the images I now have......... Done stuff 7/10

apparently been sacked and replaced by Wotte http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A43347189

I'd like to offer her my services, I also have a medical condition which is the complete opposite, chalk & cheese and all that.

Awww come off it, Rebecca Lowe is fit as f*ck, and she's not even epileptic.

NOTW page 70 Arsenal plan a January bid for Southampton's French teenage sensation Morgan Schneiderlin. Arsene Wenger has been tracking the midfielder, 19, for years but has been forced into action after Manchester United and Spurs showed interest. Fulham are also ready with an offer of up to £5m in their bid for France's Under-19 skipper.

Can't be a re hash with them mentioning a £5m bid from Fulham etc

It's 9/11. Hey America. Happy Remembrance Sunday. Lest we forget. I will pause at 11am as usual.

That could be any number of people.

:smt102 possibly

Christmas is cancelled for my cousin this year. And what does Jade Goody get? cremated.

You WILL got to the pub after work. Calv, is it one of the kiosks you're working in on Saturday or upstairs in the Mick Channon suite? If the kiosks how's about a free pie & pint at half time?

ha ha ha, he lets in at least 2 goals a game let 2 in for Bognor again at the weekend.

Hung his puppy upside down by a rope?

Nah, he runs the payroll company in our office. It is if you look upside down.

I tried a failed takeover.

I'm currently in the same room as Chris Tardif if he counts, plus I saw him this morning, lunch and this afternoon.

Hilary Clinton & daughter both had pussy's, damnation!

2009???? I thought last of the summer wine stopped filming years ago. Hey ho cazza! I would pm but alas.

Your poppy is on upside down.

Ross Grant / Russ Grant

From the gist of it I understand they went to meet 'that fan' who never got his season ticket for the first time ever this season and try to reason with him, and it worked. Didn't say who had been invited but mentioned who was there Poortvliet, Wotte, Holmes and Forecast.

Your mummy

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