Master Bates

I don't understand, Britney Spears mimes and there's a hugh hoo hah, yet the two skate Charlie Uniform November Tango's last week mimed and no one said jack schitt. I'd ruin her.

Spot on, unless I buy those small white ones in the jar, but they just ain't the same as the big home made ones. Mmm, nice and spicy.

Tell the truth, you only wanna go to France so you can grow your armpit hair and moustache without feeling embarrassed.

Tit for tat?

Monday night is clear.

Which can only mean one thing, pickled onions are being peeled!!!! Love them, but not when being peeled, only to eat.

I bumped into someone who knows Fulthorpe yesterday, that's it really.

I've been told by people who built the stadium that there's two skates shirts in between the walls of the boardroom. Who on earth decided to give the contract to a skate company?

Lets you send anon e.mails from fake addresses.

A picture of Lawrie McMenemy with the FA Cup has been removed from the Saints boardroom – to be replaced by a painting of a train. http://m6live.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3936097.Lawrie_s_picture_makes_way_for_train/

I say you're "dr. nightmare (U6703088)".

The CPS are a bunch of f**king c**t a5s pr!cks without a f**king clue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I recommend it, winding someone up at work with it http://www.poodwaddle.com/tools7.htm

I like this option.

No.

Never knew multimap done opening/closing hours, thank you very much

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A44226867

I have a pic of INS in this outfit if anyone wants to see, just PM me and i'll send.

PM me the after effects please. Cheerski.

I thought of that, but they'd probably take about an hour to answer the phone.

Tonight i'll be purchasing & watching "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay", will also buy a couple of £5 horror films, I have also ordered "Dead Set" & "Frankie Boyle Live". Fun times ahead.

HMV is open til tonight, is it 6pm? Tried searching, found this http://openinghours.net/ but doesn't help at all. Thanks in advance.

No.

Well done for changing it, someone should have had some toast held up infront, then it could have been chocolate spread on toast.

Ha ha ha, infractions for the first pic