Master Bates

Yeah you've listed us as playing Man Utd on January 4th & playing Manchester United on January 4th, could you please change this so to save room on the fixture list section and hence saving the club 0.01p. Lowe would not be happy seeing it listed twice, think of the money next time! Thank you. Kind regards, Pedantic ***t. http://saintsfc.co.uk/team/?page_id=5

I e.mailed my sister this on Friday, she phoned up and is now getting £500, of which I get none of it, I shouldn't have told her.

Ah good call. My cousin's looking but not til the new year.

No, you just quoted too early :smt110

Re-read my response

He's been on the touch lines for the last 3-4 games, and in training sessions for the last 3-4 weeks. Ah................ you've got me.................. with my trousers down

Try http://www.happyrecruitment.co.uk/ and ask for Liz, she'll find you someone.

http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=4006

Would the groundsman ever get sent on gardening leave? or is that defeating the object?

Saga's big.

Saints have added another coach to Jan Poortvliet's backroom staff in the form of Dutchman Dean Gorré. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=11052

Cheese spread, chocolate spread, both nice but probably not together.

No matter what he is, at least he liked Mentos and brought us the Mc.

Shame it's not the one we wanted. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7772620.stm

Best footballs "EVER"

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Not as stupid as the guy in the avatar

Don't let opponents have a keeper AND a defence?

Ya boo! http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=134652

I'm 100% Jesus is the son of Raptor.

9/10