Master Bates

Surman, 22, told BBC Radio Solent: "I feel I'm ready to step up to Premier League level. "Any player wants to play as high as they can. I'd love to play in the Premier League for the benefit of my personal career." http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/7777584.stm

Just noticed Idiakez is training with Bournemouth with a view to earning a contract.

Mammatus http://www.hprcc.unl.edu/nebraska/june2004hastings-mammatus.html

Mate from b'mouth told me, after Saint Mikey's comment I googled "Lallana sell on fee" and found the link from the b'mouth echo.

CHERRIES could be in line for a happy New Year thanks to the FA Cup and former schoolboy Adam Lallana – with a little help from Harry and Kev. While the possible riches from progressing in the cup have been well documented, news of a potential cash windfall for Lallana has come out of the blue. http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/sport/3966295.BANK_ON_ADAM/

Morning all. Bournemouth have a sell on fee for Adam Lallana, anyone know the percentage? I heard it was 25% on any future sale.

I just drank a hot chocolate from O'Briens.

The pictures where taken in the Inuit community of Qaanaaq, about 800 miles from the North Pole, when the apocalyptic cloud colouring began over Inglefield Bay. An elderly Inuit hunter said he had never seen such a sky before in all his life... the end... is nigh... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1090829/The-picture-perfect-storm-Photographs-capture-terrifying-beauty-clouds-gathering-Gree/index.html

Eaten by a giant marshmallow.

Well f**king come on then, tell us you meaningless platitude-spouting unimaginative pr*ck!

Oh yeah?

All I read suggests that it's like "A Christmas Carol", the man gets shown what life would be like if he never existed.

Best Flour Hair Dryer Prank - Cute Chick Gets Covered In Flour tbf it looked more like baby powder.

Robertson.

Yes him. Played for us against Hoddle's academy blaah blaah

Is it true he has broken ribs? apparently had broken ribs when he joined and still has.

No

I eat plasticine, does it make it food?

No it's not. GTFO!

After this guys loan (joins in January) we have the option to buy for £230,000, hope he's good and we can afford it.