Master Bates

Lets you send anon e.mails from fake addresses.

A picture of Lawrie McMenemy with the FA Cup has been removed from the Saints boardroom – to be replaced by a painting of a train. http://m6live.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3936097.Lawrie_s_picture_makes_way_for_train/

I say you're "dr. nightmare (U6703088)".

The CPS are a bunch of f**king c**t a5s pr!cks without a f**king clue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I recommend it, winding someone up at work with it http://www.poodwaddle.com/tools7.htm

I like this option.

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Never knew multimap done opening/closing hours, thank you very much

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A44226867

I have a pic of INS in this outfit if anyone wants to see, just PM me and i'll send.

PM me the after effects please. Cheerski.

I thought of that, but they'd probably take about an hour to answer the phone.

Tonight i'll be purchasing & watching "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay", will also buy a couple of £5 horror films, I have also ordered "Dead Set" & "Frankie Boyle Live". Fun times ahead.

HMV is open til tonight, is it 6pm? Tried searching, found this http://openinghours.net/ but doesn't help at all. Thanks in advance.

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Well done for changing it, someone should have had some toast held up infront, then it could have been chocolate spread on toast.

Ha ha ha, infractions for the first pic

Don't know why but I found this comment funny.

+1 +1 No you don't :-&

I thought you were talking to me then, phew. I have a lot of posts, but over a couple of years and because i'm at work bored out my fragile little mind.

Wet diahorrea, also, google imaging diahorrea/diarrhoea is not clever.

Mine are true Er... both?

I never update my status. Tried speaking to Hatch the other night, he near on told me to go feck myself, he didn't reply.

Didn't wanna start a new thread so thought i'd use a thread that was 5hit and boring. Today I have been mostly simultaneously peeing from both ends, peni5 and ar5e. That is all, have a good day.

Apart from the trouser department so I heard.