Master Bates

I just can't see how anyone could have done it though, loads of babies have been born down the toilet yet this is the first time one has been flushed, just hard to understand how.

F**k the lot of ya then

True story. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7746292.stm

Not many pics about.

Should this not be on the Main Board?

I was going for the other way of spelling it, google it, um er, yeah.

The spelling is correct, just that c-lit is censored.

It's the c-literous.

Yeah, and she has a red face. Why not

17.

If we had put that bet on Friday on Saints winning we'd be minted by now!!!

You planning on doing a Maddie on her?

Beers, because you're worthless.

Who cares i'd give her one back to front and forward, i'd do her so much her eyes would pop out her head and her c*iterous would go flying out her backside.

You pay for my two 8th's and you've got a deal. Yeah

Do what i'm doing and beg on a forum for money.

Surprised you haven't done it yet.

Ewwwwwwwww, gross Oh yeah, it's ever so easy for a geeky twerp like moi to get a girlfriend. £40? :weedman: You're not coming tomorrow are you?

Im_no_sinner, lend me £40 tonight so I can have some fun?

Cork. I hear we're supposed to be signing Ryan Smith on a permanent deal.

I knew you'd be the only one to respond, i'm going in to hiding now.

Anyone wanna f**k me? I haven't had it in about 2 years p.s.: nickh, you're sitting next to me tomorrow night to stop the cold wind getting to me.

I giggled tbf, I find jumpers to be suicidal.

Keep yer chin up wee lass. 7.5/10 for me, stayed in all day Sunday, t'was too cold etc.

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.