Master Bates

Nah, the plane's been there for years, even before I was born.

That's just round the corner from where I live. You on about the plane? I know it used to belong to Mrs King my teacher at Heathfield First School. Don't know if she still lives there.

Im_no_sinner's response

Ah sh!t, has that FRUIT SHOOT pm actually killed everyone off?

Penny Smith on GMTV read it from one of the papers this morning. A STORM erupted last night after a council warned staff about referring to people as being British – in case they found it offensive. Town hall bosses said that the term suggested a “false sense of unity” and could upset those from Scotland, Wales and Ireland as well as members of ethnic minorities. http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/70662/British-That-s-offensive

Southampton youngster Morgan Schneiderlin is creating headlines amongst Premier League clubs and agent Richard des Voeux believes he is likely to land a contract in the January transfer window. “I have had interesting discussions with Premier League clubs and a few of them are following Morgan actively, whereas nothing has been agreed yet,” Des Voeux told setantasports.com. “A January move is possible, as people who have been speaking with me are very interested in doing a deal. “To be honest, it is difficult to confirm any specific club, because you know that clubs don’t like to be named in big media like yours when they are keen on a player."

Today it's been announced you are not allowed to say i'm British as it is now offensive. How far does this go? Can we say "i'm English" or "i'm from Southampton" or even "i'm an alcoholic"? Oh by the way, I have brown eyes, so all you blue eyed people I have this to say, "you smurfians".

I like this idea best. May I also add that bringing up a cup of tea is mighty refreshing to the throat.

Thank Christ our Remembrance day falls on 11/11. Surely the stupid feckin yanks can't possibly get this one wrong.

Not a pi5s take, scarey huh.

One of the oldest internet pictures EVER

Is that where that kid gets moved 8 years into the future and flys about in the spaceship? Bloody good film that!

Benefits cheat. I need a poo now.

I could say that's me but i'm in Block 42 and normally tend to say ''in the face!, 'it 'im in the face" Other times I yell 'break his legs' all in fun though obviously.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=10887

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Er.. nope

Surprise ending!!

If the Itchen Bridge and Northam Bridge were allowed to celebrate their holy festivals whilst you and the Cobden Bridge were not allowed, it would be different.

The Dubai Marina is an entirely man made development that will contain over 200 highrise buildings when finished. It will be home to some of the tallest residential structures in the world. The completed first phase of the project is shown. Most of the other high rise buildings will be finished by 2009-2010. The Dubai Mall will be the largest shopping mall in the world with over 9 million square feet of shopping and around 1000 stores. It will be completed in 2008. Ski Dubai, which is already open, is the largest indoor skiing facility in the world. This is a rendered image of another future indoor skiing facility that is being planned. Some of the tallest buildings in the world, such as Ocean Heights and The Princess Tower, which will be the largest residential building in the world at over a 100 stories, will line the Dubai Marina. The UAE Spaceport would be the first spaceport in the world if construction ever gets under way. I’m not joking… Some other other crazy sh*t… * The Dubai Metro system, once completed, will become the largest fully automated rail system in the world. * The Dubai World Central International Airport will become the largest airport in size when it is completed. It will also eventually become the busiest airport in the world, based on passenger volume. * There are more construction workers in Dubai than there are actual citizens.

Welcome to the future. Here is Dubai over the years. Dubai in 1990 prior to the craziness The same street in 2003 Last year The madness. Dubai is said to currently have 15-25% of all the world’s cranes. The Dubai Waterfront. When completed it will become the largest waterfront development in the world. All of this was built in the last 5 years, including that island that looks like a palm tree. The Palm Islands in Dubai. New Dutch dredging technology was used to create these massive man made islands. They are the largest artificial islands in the world and can be seen from space. Three of these Palms will be made with the last one being the largest of them all. Upon completion, the resort will have 2,000 villas, 40 luxury hotels, shopping centers, movie theaters, and many other facilities. It is expected to support a population of approximately 500,000 people. It is advertised as being visible from the moon. The World Islands. 300 artificially created islands in the shape of the world. Each island will have an estimated cost of $25-30 million. The Burj al-Arab hotel in Dubai. The worlds tallest hotel. Considered the only ‘7 star’ hotel and the most luxurious hotel in the world. It stands on an artificial island in the sea.

Can't remember the film but you lot have reminded of a song a dog sings that goes something like "I wouldn't do it on a christmas tree, Oh what would santa think of me, I wouldn't do it on a christmas tree........." Yeah anyways.