Master Bates

3rd from left, looks like the lesbian's girlfriend in Old Fat Cat. It's not FNW, it's pick a winner.

My d*ck is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it would go all the way from A to L!

Another peril can be added to the hazards of the innocent-looking computer keyboard. Not content with encouraging repetitive strain injury, the type-pads sometimes harbour more filth than the average loo seat and house millions of bacteria which can cause diarrhoea and vomiting, a study has shown. A microbiologist carrying out research published today for Which? Computing magazine examined samples from 33 keyboards and found a variety of bugs including E coli and S aureus, which can cause skin infections and make people ill. The scientist swabbed a loo seat and a toilet door handle in a typical London office for comparison. One of the keyboards in the experiment had to be removed from the office because it was five times dirtier than the lavatory seat and home to 150 times the acceptable limit of bacteria. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/may/01/computing.health

Who stabbed N Dubz?

Are you thick, what was the post before mine?

This guy is so messed up. These are the kinds of clothes he wears everyday. They are his "normal" day to day outfits http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ Here's its fiance. It's crazy how these two found each other. http://pixyland.org/peterpan/dorothy1.html

Was in yesterdays echo http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3839278.Should_QE2_funnel_be_returned_to_Southampton_/

And he's over there now the c**t til Friday.

Yeah on the left second picture.

Keyboards are dirtier than toilets.

Thought you were talking about the plane i'm very tired and a bit high, so maybe I am still right

Wow, I always thought it had crashed there during the war, learn something new everyday. You're not 'that' old then Did Mrs King ever give you any stick insects? My greatest achievement at that school was tripping her up in the corridor and breaking her either ankle/leg can't remember which one now. It's smiling.

Forget the agency bit then.

Who did Henry sign for in the end?

Nope, sicki

and again

Also, you can make a sticky called 'Agencies' where you can stick contact details etc of agencies.

Yeah, INS = Benthelegend, perfect sense!

How about it? People are always asking about job vacancies and tips on how to write up cv's etc so why not have one place for it all?

Nail on head.

So basically everyone, yes it's my fecking fault again :smt027

That is a very good bet!

I have seen him already