Master Bates

http://www.chanitz.com/2008/10/food-eaten-by-family-shown-in-one-week.html

Someone say no.

How did you come across this by the way miserableoldgit?

Nah, the plane's been there for years, even before I was born.

That's just round the corner from where I live. You on about the plane? I know it used to belong to Mrs King my teacher at Heathfield First School. Don't know if she still lives there.

Im_no_sinner's response

Ah sh!t, has that FRUIT SHOOT pm actually killed everyone off?

Penny Smith on GMTV read it from one of the papers this morning. A STORM erupted last night after a council warned staff about referring to people as being British – in case they found it offensive. Town hall bosses said that the term suggested a “false sense of unity” and could upset those from Scotland, Wales and Ireland as well as members of ethnic minorities. http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/70662/British-That-s-offensive

Southampton youngster Morgan Schneiderlin is creating headlines amongst Premier League clubs and agent Richard des Voeux believes he is likely to land a contract in the January transfer window. “I have had interesting discussions with Premier League clubs and a few of them are following Morgan actively, whereas nothing has been agreed yet,” Des Voeux told setantasports.com. “A January move is possible, as people who have been speaking with me are very interested in doing a deal. “To be honest, it is difficult to confirm any specific club, because you know that clubs don’t like to be named in big media like yours when they are keen on a player."

Today it's been announced you are not allowed to say i'm British as it is now offensive. How far does this go? Can we say "i'm English" or "i'm from Southampton" or even "i'm an alcoholic"? Oh by the way, I have brown eyes, so all you blue eyed people I have this to say, "you smurfians".

I like this idea best. May I also add that bringing up a cup of tea is mighty refreshing to the throat.

Thank Christ our Remembrance day falls on 11/11. Surely the stupid feckin yanks can't possibly get this one wrong.

Not a pi5s take, scarey huh.

One of the oldest internet pictures EVER

Is that where that kid gets moved 8 years into the future and flys about in the spaceship? Bloody good film that!

Benefits cheat. I need a poo now.

I could say that's me but i'm in Block 42 and normally tend to say ''in the face!, 'it 'im in the face" Other times I yell 'break his legs' all in fun though obviously.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=10887

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Er.. nope

Surprise ending!!

If the Itchen Bridge and Northam Bridge were allowed to celebrate their holy festivals whilst you and the Cobden Bridge were not allowed, it would be different.