Master Bates

Surprised you haven't done it yet.

Ewwwwwwwww, gross Oh yeah, it's ever so easy for a geeky twerp like moi to get a girlfriend. £40? :weedman: You're not coming tomorrow are you?

Im_no_sinner, lend me £40 tonight so I can have some fun?

Cork. I hear we're supposed to be signing Ryan Smith on a permanent deal.

I knew you'd be the only one to respond, i'm going in to hiding now.

Anyone wanna f**k me? I haven't had it in about 2 years p.s.: nickh, you're sitting next to me tomorrow night to stop the cold wind getting to me.

I giggled tbf, I find jumpers to be suicidal.

Keep yer chin up wee lass. 7.5/10 for me, stayed in all day Sunday, t'was too cold etc.

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Michael Jackson has reportedly become a Muslim and changed his name to Mikaeel. The singer, who was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, converted to Islam in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles. He is said to have sat on the floor and worn a small hat while an imam officiated. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3494296/Michael-Jackson-converts-to-Islam-and-changes-name-to-Mikaeel.html

Don't believe you.

Saints finance director Dave Jones has warned that further player sales and budget cuts will have to follow as the board try to ensure the club remains “sustainable.” http://m6live.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3871462.Player_sales_and_budget_cuts_to_continue_at_Saints/

We have a £6.4m overdraft.

Mmm..... wonder if Gaydamak would accept a drawing of a spider http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=5395

Can I dump this link here, Buy skates for £1 http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=114969#post114969

That's right, you can own your rivals club for just £1. PORTSMOUTH owner Alexandre Gaydamak is so desperate to offload the cash-strapped south coast club he is offering to sell his shares — for a POUND. Gaydamak has instructed his solicitors to tout the FA Cup holders to venture capitalists in the City after failing to find a buyer through the usual channels. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/81810/JUST-ONE-POUND-BUYS-POMPEY.html

He has hair?

2 pens according to Solent, handball and the foul.

He's not short so it's not R2D2.

The bald guy next to Poortvliet in the technical area?

No, that was W00T/WOOT!

*EDIT Yeah, as above.

If unlucky then once, anytime between 12:30am - 4am.

Tonight: Pig n Whistle, Shirley Saturday & Sunday I'll be staying in the warm, only time I'll be going out is to get the morning papers, the wine, some weed and to take the dog out.

Yeah i'll have a pm cheers, the sender can have the lovely bewbs i've just found.