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Master Bates

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  1. Cheers for meeting me at lunch Jilly, what did you think of my BMW?
  2. Mentioned back page of the Echo about 50 odd people in The Osbourne asking questions etc, and about some fan who never bought a season ticket for the first time ever has now decided to come back to St Marys, big news. Well done that man for having the guts to come back whilst most had the guts to renew.
  3. (such a shame it's smiling)
  4. .
  5. T'was true.
  6. But no, porridge is nice and runnyish (depending on how you prefer it, lumpy or runny like diarrhea), where as weetabix is like a paste.
  7. Jealousy gets you everywhere.
  8. But it's free!!!
  9. How can I come back on that one? um..................
  10. No wai! soaks up all the milk and you're left with a type of gluey/cement mix.
  11. Fancy coming back to mine tonight
  12. Normally chocolate porridge. Also, it's nice to throw in 2 squares of dairy milk.
  13. I have a stone to chuck at your head, haven't done that to anyone in a while Anyways, must go, must call someone a vomitrocious humped back, club footed, lollipoop lickin', pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim loser.
  14. I've only ever walked past.
  15. Great comedy imo.
  16. I always thought the most popular was loyalsaints
  17. Scooby Doo, Where Are You!
  18. Beer, Devon Part of the East Devon World Heritage Coast Down in Devon, down in Devon, There's a village by the sea, It's a little piece of heaven And the angels call it Beer!
  19. . . . . . . . . . . . . she refuses to swallow
  20. Get drunk, put a cone on your head and run around on the motorway, oh wait............................
  21. Do not want :smt027
  22. I have a hole in my skin for the poppy to stand in.
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