Master Bates

http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=4006

Would the groundsman ever get sent on gardening leave? or is that defeating the object?

Saga's big.

Saints have added another coach to Jan Poortvliet's backroom staff in the form of Dutchman Dean Gorré. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=11052

Cheese spread, chocolate spread, both nice but probably not together.

No matter what he is, at least he liked Mentos and brought us the Mc.

Shame it's not the one we wanted. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7772620.stm

Best footballs "EVER"

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Not as stupid as the guy in the avatar

Don't let opponents have a keeper AND a defence?

Ya boo! http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=134652

I'm 100% Jesus is the son of Raptor.

9/10

Do you think she looks how Diana would have looked had she survived the crash? Um... a duck?

Currently hanging out my ar5e.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A44490657

This was on 606 forum last week.

Roy Keane will open talks with Southampton today about becoming a player/coach until the end of the season. The move will benefit both parties, as Keane will gain experience as a coach working with Saints young squad, while at the same time giving some grit to the Saints midfield. He is likely to take on the captains armband until Svensson recovers too. pmsl http://www.footballforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=187201

Well get out your box, put a coat on and go queue up for some Man Yoo tickets.

ROBBERS in drag stole a whopping £70MILLION haul from a jewellers in Paris, it emerged today. The thieves were said to be "speaking in a foreign language" and two were dressed as women as they made off with their haul from Harry Winston jewellers, just off the Champs Elysees. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2008737.ece