Master Bates

He played for Swindon aswell, any links or word of mouth?

Ah balls!

It must be true, Corpy's gone quiet. Lassana Diarra’s reported move to Real Madrid could land Arsenal with a sizeable windfall. The Portsmouth midfielder looks set to complete a £20m deal to real Madrid in January and the Gunners could scoop up to 25% of the transfer fee having insisted on a ‘sell-on’ clause being added to the Frenchman’s contract rather than a buy-back option. It was reported in the summer that Arsenal scooped an approximate £6m from the inflated fee paid by Spurs to Blackburn for out-of-form winger David Bentley in a similar deal. http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football/11315/Arsenal_to_make_millions_from_Diarra_sell-on.aspx

A Brothel.

ALL of Woolworths stores will shut by January 5, 2009, it has been confirmed. Woolies' collapse means 22,000 permanent and 5,000 temporary workers are going to lose their jobs. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3984785.Woolworths_to_shut_for_good_in_early_January/ That puts the sheep and dog out of a job.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mv5rGmdCDI&feature=related

If there was only two of us in a lift and I farted then it would be obvious it was me so i'd excuse myself. Anymore than 2 and I just fart and leave it at that. If someone else has grunted then I normally demand the person to own up.

Why did he double post?

I was just thinking that RE the head thing, but no, looks too cute to be Crouchie.

With the current extinction rate 100 to 1000 times greater than the natural rate found in fossil evidence, it could be looked upon as fortuitous the discovery of over 1000 species of animals in the Greater Mekong region of Southeast Asia. World Wildlife Foundation researchers found a great variety of animals, according to the Star, including the world's largest Huntsman spider, a green pit viper, a hot pink dragon millipede, and a Laotian rock rat thought to have been extinct for a 11 million years. World Wildlife Foundation researchers reported in First Contact: New Species Discoveries that the area, which is comprised of Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar, Thailand, Vietnam and China's Yunnan province, "is a major global hotspot for biodiversity," according to spokesman Pete Ewins. The World Conservation Union reported back in 2004 that species were disappearing at an alarming rate. In just the previous two decades, 15 species had gone extinct and another 12 existed only in captivity. With the growing fear of climate alterations and bolstered by the knowledge that they could be running out of time World Wildlife Foundation researchers entered the Mekong area after it stabilized politically and began documenting the many heretofore "undiscovered" species of fauna. Among the discoveries was 88 new species of spiders. One species, the Heteropoda maxima, is considered to be among the largest Huntsman spiders every encountered. It has a leg span of over 30 centimeters (roughly 12 inches). Huntsman spiders, contrary to popular belief, are not lethal killers. Their venom is not potent enough. However, they do account for many human deaths each year, due to their nature of dropping from trees, bamboo, and bushes, causing the startled person to endanger themselves in an attempt to escape them. new rabbit species found new millipede rock rat green pit viper Among the finds is a spider called the Heteropoda Maxima — a creature the size of a dinner plate. The Heteropoda Maxima is considered a huntsman spider. When its legs are fully extended, the spider is a full 11.8 inches long, making it one of the largest ever documented worldwide. In all, 88 new species of spiders were found in the Greater Mekong. http://www.inquisitr.com/12068/greater-mekong-new-species-heteropoda-maxima/

Another question, is it true Arsenal have a 25% sell on fee in place for Diarra?

Corpy, just been told Sol Campbell & Ted Baker like each other, is this true?

Who or what is INS?

:smt102

The corners only hold about 1,000 ish, so...... 32,000ish stadium minus 4x1,000ish corners = 28k ish

Mwahhhhh ha ha ha http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/CwI242SZfUnXhjSS

Taking her up from -3 votes to -2 votes

He needs to iron his shirt.

Scarlett Johansson rough?

That's my perfect 11 some!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, she'd get 1 for Xmas.

Same here, one of our cheap and cheerful players are apparently worth more than your entire club.

I am going to purchase Christmas Evil and a film i've been wanting for a long time, Silent Night, Deadly Night - http://www.best-horror-movies.com/silent-night-deadly-night.html

(Funniest thing i've heard you say, god you're quite boring.) It's better than shoving it up your ar5e via the vacuum hose extension.

From the TO, although I did post again saying the Echo says just under 23,000. Also Forest have sold out of their initial 2,000 and are getting 500 more tickets.