Master Bates

For my New Year's resolution, I've decided to listen more to women, be more considerate and encourage them to show their true feelings. Apparently, that's the best way to get a f*ck. If not, then 1024×768.

St Landrew should be banned for being serious, and Iowsaintsfan thinks no one's realised he spell checked 'hypothermia'. you fat ****

Seatbelt reckons it's a conspiracy.

Xmas 2012? Most people know that Xmas will never happen, well, at least not for 95% of the worlds population

HAMPSHIRE is about to say a wintery farewell to 2008 but is bracing itself for an even colder beginning to the new year. Now campaigners have issued a cold weather warning to the county’s pensioners with temperatures plummeting to a chill factor of minus 10 degrees centigrade. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4004780.County_braces_itself_for_cold_start_to_2009/

He's no longer with us.

No you are. You still joining Weight Watchers for the Special Needs?

Well, I haven't really said much on the subject, but now we're at the half way point i'll admit, i'm sh!tting bricks. Um, we have no money and it still needs time, but then I :weedman:

Same as I said here, can't be pooed typing it again. http://94.102.148.26/forum/showthread.php?t=5957

Ok, I was expecting your ghost stories, you must have a lot. I have one on abctales.com, but i'm not posting it til someone tells one of theirs first.

from my Uncle. It was a box of rice. Cheers Uncle Ben

See pm in 2 mins

After watching it again, if the kid's dumb enough to realise it's not heavy enough to be a 360 then he deserves it.

Like f**k, now saying Santa's dead, that's the cruellest or even the kid watching you kill Santa (acting of course, but the kid wouldn't know that).

I'm high above you all.

He's training with Brighton.

Shut up you girl, you shouldn't be playing over xmas anyways, neither Saturday & Sunday league do, do they? I know Sunday don't and my mate is Saturday league and isn't playing again til new year.

Bar-B-BBQ

Fitz, nick and everyone, Merry Christmas, nick, you gonna play with my.........

Eat my poo.

You sad fickle pr!ck.

Are such miserable c**ts this time of year Go and f**king die!!

They should turn it into a White Castle. *This is an honest response.

Yeah I knew it was Tuesday, it's because i'm off work til January 5th, don't know what day it is, tomorrow i'll probably think it's Wednesday.

Anyone at the AGM able to give updates in an 'Official AGM' thread?